This is NOT a thread about products Gillette advertize. What is your (actual) garden like?
I have a patch of lawn to the front, with some shrubs up one side of it making the border between mine and next door. Out the back, I have a lawn and a patio, just big enough for a patio table for four and being able to chip a few golf balls up and down the grass, and a few rose bushes dotted about that are meant to grow red-white-yellow in sequence, but last year most of the white ones seem to have died. There's also a Wendy House that takes up half the patio, that now my kids are teenagers I should probably demolish.
I'm a lazy bastard so I hire a gardener mate to come and look after my garden while I'm at work - mow the lawns, trim the bushes, that kind of shit. He only charges me £10 a visit, and comes once a fortnight in the summer.
How would you sum up your garden?
I have a patch of lawn to the front, with some shrubs up one side of it making the border between mine and next door. Out the back, I have a lawn and a patio, just big enough for a patio table for four and being able to chip a few golf balls up and down the grass, and a few rose bushes dotted about that are meant to grow red-white-yellow in sequence, but last year most of the white ones seem to have died. There's also a Wendy House that takes up half the patio, that now my kids are teenagers I should probably demolish.
I'm a lazy bastard so I hire a gardener mate to come and look after my garden while I'm at work - mow the lawns, trim the bushes, that kind of shit. He only charges me £10 a visit, and comes once a fortnight in the summer.
How would you sum up your garden?
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