Pornography

[ursus arctos]

Pornography

Thank you, MsD, as I didn't get the Gaggia thing at al

Stumpy, I think you mean stove, not stone, but would hope that we all agree that actual snuff films are beyond the pale.

[Stumpy Pepys]

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"Well, I do enjoy a couple of firm buns in the morning."

[Bored Of Education]

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I haven't watched it in years and am quite happy with that.

A couple of weeks ago, I fixed the toilet and, as it was a rare hot day, did it in just a pair of cargo shorts. My wife walked in and, it has to be said, that I have never seen a woman so pleased to see a man genuinely doing plumbing and nothing else.