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    Thread title completion guesses

    OK, so if you use the "Categories" page/home page of this message board, where the different fora are listed, each with the thread most recently posted in, you see an abbreviated version of the title of that thread, sometimes cut off mid-word as in "Friday Cryptic Crossword G....", or sometimes cut off between words as in "It's Rafa, Jim, but not as...."

    When you see a thread title on that page that you haven't seen before, it's sometimes worth guessing how the title continues. Or sometimes your mind will automatically do that. When I first saw the abbreviated reference to the thread title "Are you sexist if you main...", my first thought was ".. if you mainline coke off hookers' naked bodies". But maybe it's just me.

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    I'm struggling with that mental image. I mean you can obviously snort coke off naked hookers, but how would you mainline it?

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      #3
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      Are you sexist if you mainly read the text tattooed on ladies' norks?

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        Thread title completion guru on short list for mission to Mars.

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          #5
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          Are you sexist if you maintain a troupe of lady mud wrestlers?

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            #6
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            I mean you can obviously snort coke off naked hookers, but how would you mainline it
            You're right of course, it doesn't work. As a sentence I mean, I haven't attempted the actual feat.

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              Thread title completion guru on short list for mission to Mars.
              *Applause* I think that's the best comeback I've suffered on OTF since I commented on a blood group discussion thread that my blood group was A+ but I might have got it mixed up with my sexual performance rating, to which Hof replied that I'd be fine as long as I remembered there was no such blood group as F-.

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                #8
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                Re: Pound-for-pound, dollar-for a handjob is a good price.

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                  #9
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                  Re: Football Book Review Threatens to touch off long standing ruck between MsD and Bored of Education.

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                    #10
                    Thread title completion guesses

                    Hunting High & Low for Game For a Laugh DVDs

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                      #11
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                      Football Book Review Threatens to Derail Entire Career of Tim Lovejoy

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                        #12
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                        ha ha

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                          #13
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                          4 Revolutions per minute is the optimum speed to play any New Age record.

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                            #14
                            Thread title completion guesses

                            hunting high and low for Gambon to provide the voice for my voicemail.

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                              #15
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                              4 Revolutions Per Minute LP released, featuring the greatest speeches of Gordon Taylor.

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                                #16
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                                Snorting cocaine off naked hookers is not what it is cracked up to be.

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                                  adams house cat wrote: Snorting cocaine off naked hookers is not what it is cracked up to be.
                                  Do tell.

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                                    #18
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                                    Because the girl gets sweaty and it tends to stick. So I'm told.

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                                      adams house cat wrote: Because the girl gets sweaty and it tends to stick. So I'm told.
                                      Tut, you're leaving your coke on the hooker too long my friend.

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                                        He stopped when he had Eno's Liver Salts

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                                          #21
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                                          Corpse of murder suspect decomposing nicely in midden on the outskirts of Wooten Bassett.

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