I’m helping out my mate who owns a pub this month.* You’re all welcome. I’ll pay for everything you muster to drink, as long as it’s tomorrow or the next couple of days.
I’m working behind the bar so for 30 days I’ll be a less gifted version of EIM in regards not only pouring a pint but pretty much everything else. Except cocking tabs up. I’ll be much more gifted in that aspect.
Anyway, the hours are pub hours so now I’m unwinding and I feel like I own this place OTF. There’s no one else around. It’s like I’ve been left at that very pub above with keys and all, and can do whatever I please. Down a whole bottle of Absolute Vodka. Talk any old invented bull behind your back.
Maybe EIM will pop in. He usually does at 4-ish to mention a new kebab he invented or why ducks and owls should shag forth a new breed. But apart from that. I can do anything. It’s my house!
* He doesn’t own it this month only. He owns it all the time but I’m.... nevermind.
I’m working behind the bar so for 30 days I’ll be a less gifted version of EIM in regards not only pouring a pint but pretty much everything else. Except cocking tabs up. I’ll be much more gifted in that aspect.
Anyway, the hours are pub hours so now I’m unwinding and I feel like I own this place OTF. There’s no one else around. It’s like I’ve been left at that very pub above with keys and all, and can do whatever I please. Down a whole bottle of Absolute Vodka. Talk any old invented bull behind your back.
Maybe EIM will pop in. He usually does at 4-ish to mention a new kebab he invented or why ducks and owls should shag forth a new breed. But apart from that. I can do anything. It’s my house!
* He doesn’t own it this month only. He owns it all the time but I’m.... nevermind.
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