It's all up for grabs. Will it be the Hound, Gun Dog, Terrier, Toy, or the Pastoral? Or will the judge (who must have been on the sherry all day just to get through this shit) slap the rosette on Claire Balding, to her initial embarassment but eventual delight?
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I am sure there is a joke in there about a swimmer, but I will let it pass.
I want the one with the cute face, to win. Again. (Will there actually be a cute winner? Christ, the past few have been real hounds. Fuck it. Back to to 'Dirty Greyhounds', and that old number* 6 jacket... fwoarr.)
Sorry, that was for the sexists.
* I worked in betting shops for years, and couldn't remember the word 'trap'.
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Ah, Crufts - or as it has become known in our house over the last couple of days, canine anus teasing. Does doing that make the dog stand still? Does it make its tail perkier? Or is it, as we suspect, essentially for the gratification of the judges?
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Stumpy Pepys wrote:Originally posted by ursus arctosThe real story is who poisoned the Irish Setter from Belgium.
Miss Marple? Hetty Wainthropp? Bodie & Doyle?
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Stumpy Pepys wrote: Mystery Inc. could solve this.
Although Daphne would inevitably get tied up and kidnapped, [strike]Thelma[/strike] Velma would lose her glasses and Shaggy and Scooby would get distracted by giant sandwiches.
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Appears to be a family or neighbour matter. With possible involvement from the local police on animal cruelty grounds.
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