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    Crufts Best in Show

    It's all up for grabs. Will it be the Hound, Gun Dog, Terrier, Toy, or the Pastoral? Or will the judge (who must have been on the sherry all day just to get through this shit) slap the rosette on Claire Balding, to her initial embarassment but eventual delight?

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    The real story is who poisoned the Irish Setter from Belgium.

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      I am sure there is a joke in there about a swimmer, but I will let it pass.

      I want the one with the cute face, to win. Again. (Will there actually be a cute winner? Christ, the past few have been real hounds. Fuck it. Back to to 'Dirty Greyhounds', and that old number* 6 jacket... fwoarr.)

      Sorry, that was for the sexists.

      * I worked in betting shops for years, and couldn't remember the word 'trap'.

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        Scottish Terrier takes Best in Show, but UA is right. Appalling story - Guardian report, here.

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          Ah, Crufts - or as it has become known in our house over the last couple of days, canine anus teasing. Does doing that make the dog stand still? Does it make its tail perkier? Or is it, as we suspect, essentially for the gratification of the judges?

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            ursus arctos wrote: The real story is who poisoned the Irish Setter from Belgium.
            I was wondering which detective, real or fictional, is best suited to investigate this?

            Miss Marple? Hetty Wainthropp? Bodie & Doyle?

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              Jonathan Creek.

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                Ace Ventura?

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                  Droopy, obviously.

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                    I've now read the story, and am a little embarrassed over joking about it. Christ, what is it with some humans?

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                      Stumpy Pepys wrote:
                      Originally posted by ursus arctos
                      The real story is who poisoned the Irish Setter from Belgium.
                      I was wondering which detective, real or fictional, is best suited to investigate this?

                      Miss Marple? Hetty Wainthropp? Bodie & Doyle?
                      If that was a really subtle joke about 'Lassie', I will love you forever.

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                        Ooh, Janik.

                        That post took me ages to type, and it should have landed before yours, which would have of course, made it perfectly acceptable.

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                          #13
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                          We're happy anyway, since Black Dog Made Of Triangles won the top prize.

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                            #14
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                            Has to be TinTin & Snowy surely

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                              #15
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                              Mumbly

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                                Mystery Inc. could solve this.

                                Although Daphne would inevitably get tied up and kidnapped, [strike]Thelma[/strike] Velma would lose her glasses and Shaggy and Scooby would get distracted by giant sandwiches.

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                                  Stumpy Pepys wrote: Mystery Inc. could solve this.

                                  Although Daphne would inevitably get tied up and kidnapped, [strike]Thelma[/strike] Velma would lose her glasses and Shaggy and Scooby would get distracted by giant sandwiches.
                                  "Hot dogs", shurely?

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                                    Oh I forgot—Scooby will also fall in love with a foxy French Poodle.

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                                      #19
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                                      Just as long as Scrappy Doo gets poisoned.

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                                        #20
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                                        This story was the lead headline on Sky News this evening.

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                                          #21
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                                          Appears to be a family or neighbour matter. With possible involvement from the local police on animal cruelty grounds.

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                                            #22
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                                            have the kennel club gone to open book breeding yet? (is that the term?)

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