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    #26
    Various reception in shops and what you smell like

    Stumpy Pepys wrote: I leave a box of matches by both toilets in my place. I'd always assumed that was the accepted method for removing bathroom smells.
    Yep, me too.

    (Although I only have one toilet. If the horror stories I've heard about rents in Munich are true, your second toilet probably costs as much as a small flat in some other parts of Germany.)

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      #27
      Various reception in shops and what you smell like

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        #28
        Various reception in shops and what you smell like

        [quote]WOM wrote:

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          #29
          Various reception in shops and what you smell like

          Well, as long as I don't have to make a guilt-purchase of a litre of overpriced petrol each time. Mind you, it probably has an attendant.

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            #30
            Various reception in shops and what you smell like

            WOM wrote: Well, as long as I don't have to make a guilt-purchase of a litre of overpriced petrol each time. Mind you, it probably has an attendant.
            It only has an attendant on Saturdays. You pay a whole euro for the privilege - although I've no idea what the privilege consists of.

            The lads at the petrol station comment on every single non-petrol purchase that every single customer makes. "Lavatory paper? Got the shits, have you?"; "Peppermints? Who's the unlucky lady, then?", that sort of thing.

            They'd have a field day if you penguin-walked in and asked for the key to the bogs. It'd be better to buy petrol.

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              #31
              Various reception in shops and what you smell like

              Excellent. Then I'll be off to crazy golf to get yelled at and not have some Coke or ice cream.

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                #32
                Various reception in shops and what you smell like

                treibeis wrote: The lads at the petrol station comment on every single non-petrol purchase that every single customer makes. "Lavatory paper? Got the shits, have you?"; "Peppermints? Who's the unlucky lady, then?", that sort of thing.
                Do they do so in a thick Geordie accent?

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                  #33
                  Various reception in shops and what you smell like

                  Excellent. Then I'll be off to crazy golf to get yelled at and not have some Coke or ice cream.

                  Yesterday, you could have not had not only Coke or ice cream, but also sausages, water and five different sorts of beer. I also managed not to tune in the right radio station for the football results and not to get half the fairy lights to work.

                  Next weekend, I'm planning not to have any pretzels, coffee or sweets. Or golf clubs.

                  Do they do so in a thick Geordie accent?

                  No, it's in a Turkish-Hamburg accent that's almost always affected. (I've heard them speak in their default accents and they're seagull-shit-thick Hamburg)

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                    #34
                    Various reception in shops and what you smell like

                    I feel guilty now.

                    I'll be known from now on as Stumpy "two khazis" Pepys.

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                      #35
                      Various reception in shops and what you smell like

                      MsD wrote: Especially for you.

                      http://www.liberty.co.uk/fcp/product/liberty/beauty-10%/post-poo%20drops%20100ml%20/82212
                      My wife got me those as a novelty Christmas present. They are ace.

                      The quote on the bottom is "You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star" - Nietzsche

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                        #36
                        Various reception in shops and what you smell like

                        Stumpy Pepys wrote: I feel guilty now.

                        I'll be known from now on as Stumpy "two khazis" Pepys.
                        You're middle class.

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                          #37
                          Various reception in shops and what you smell like

                          Ek weet nie wrote:
                          My wife got me those as a novelty Christmas present. They are ace.

                          The quote on the bottom is "You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star" - Nietzsche
                          That is ace.

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