I once quipped to a reporter from the Grantham Journal that the only monument to Thatcher the town needed was all the empty retail units on the high street. They didn't print my biting bon mot but that was probably less to do with political censorship and more to do with the fact I'd been asked about parking spaces in the market square.
But fuck those guys anyway. And fuck the guys making a Thatcher museum. It'll be dry as all shite and the gift shop will be wank. Museums should be reserved for interesting things, not dead old crows who fucked up most of the country just to line her mate's pockets.
The only possible way I'd visit it is if they hung her skeleton from the ceiling like the whale in the Natural History Museum, or if they did a musical act similar to the Hall Of Presidents or Country Bear Jamboree with all the paedophiles she helped cover up. And even then it's only be to say "Here, this is a bit rum. Not sure I approve of this at all."
And, I can't stress enough, the gift shop will be terrible.
But fuck those guys anyway. And fuck the guys making a Thatcher museum. It'll be dry as all shite and the gift shop will be wank. Museums should be reserved for interesting things, not dead old crows who fucked up most of the country just to line her mate's pockets.
The only possible way I'd visit it is if they hung her skeleton from the ceiling like the whale in the Natural History Museum, or if they did a musical act similar to the Hall Of Presidents or Country Bear Jamboree with all the paedophiles she helped cover up. And even then it's only be to say "Here, this is a bit rum. Not sure I approve of this at all."
And, I can't stress enough, the gift shop will be terrible.
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