Brilliant things that people say

[Gangster Octopus]

The announcer at Willesden Junction: It's eight o'clock on Saturday night and you're at Willesden Junction, how rock and roll is that.

[Amor de Cosmos]

Brilliant things that people say

"I'm not going to say 'Have a Magical Day,' because it's 3:00am. Also, unlike other Disney World employees, drivers of the Magical Express do accept tips, because we've been outsourced."

Driver (probably now ex-driver) of the Magical Express to Orlando International Airport from Disney World.

[Jah Womble]

Brilliant things that people say

"Coming up next on BBC Scotland - highlights of Hibs vs Kilmarnock. Yes, I know - but it's still got to be better than All-Star Family Fortunes."
David Currie, Sportscene anchor (2008)

Well, it amused me anyway.

[Gangster Octopus]

There was a group of about half a dozen British Asian blokes in their twenties or thirties standing in a car park and trying (and largely failing) to say "She sells seashells at the seashore" over and over again...

[WOM]

"Coming up next on BBC Scotland - highlights of Hibs vs Kilmarnock. Yes, I know - but it's still got to be better than All-Star Family Fortunes."
David Currie, Sportscene anchor (2008)

Well, it amused me anyway.

Damn, now I miss Mark Dailey all over again. Dailey was a news anchor / promo reader on City TV in Toronto for about 25 years. He'd regularly read the lead-in for their 9:00 PM movie with unveiled disdain. "Coming up next: Cannibal Queens. The story - believe it or not - of a tribe of man-eating women who...ah...just watch it...it'll make a good story tomorrow."

[Gangster Octopus]

There was a group of about half a dozen British Asian blokes in their twenties or thirties standing in a car park and trying (and largely failing) to say "She sells seashells at the seashore" over and over again...

Bumped into them a few hours later and proved to both them and myself that I couldn't say it either...

[WOM]

That's one of tratorello's gags: "What's your wife do for a living?" "Well, it's hard to say...she sells sea shells by the sea shore."

[anton pulisov]

Dutch railways train driver:
"De volgende halte is Amsterdam Luchthaven Schiphol. Hier overstappen voor de richting Leiden, Den Haag, Rotterdam, New York en Tokio".

[tracteurgarcon]

That's one of tratorello's gags: "What's your wife do for a living?" "Well, it's hard to say...she sells sea shells by the sea shore."

Nice gag, not mine unfortunately, think it's one of Milton's (Milton Jones).

[WOM]

Ah, shit. I thought that was one of yours. Well, apols to Milt.