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[Pietro Paolo Virdis]

[JtS]

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Erm, Bish... erm, Bish... it's getting closer.

[G-Man]

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Martin McKeown's attempt at goading the pope was met with cold indifference.

[Banana Banana]

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With two rooks, three bishops and a king the Vatican human chess team offered a tie with the humanists.

[Guest]

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Get away from her, you bitch!

[Guest]

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The church won't fall till Burnham Wood come to Dunsinane...Bugger!

[kugelrund]

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The unveiling of Vatican City's new home kit was only enlivened when head coach Benoit Seize got out his really big marionette.

[Ginger Yellow]

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He's behind you! Oh no he isn't! Oh yes he is!

[Mumpo]

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Pope's latest comments on abortion cause a fence

[evilC]

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Special guests on Nine Inch Nails' European tour.

[Ginger Yellow]

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Pope: "It turns out we were wrong. From this day on we worship Apollo and the holy virgin Daphne."

[evilC]

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"Okay, boys and girls - who likes goats?" (pause) "Well, today - as a special bedtime treat - I'm going to be reading you a short passage all about goats, from James Joyce's book called 'A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man'. Now - are you all sitting comfortably?"

[evilC]

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"...and if any of you are thinking of taking a pot-shot at His Holiness, you might like to know that we have a marksman of our own hidden behind that huge fuck-off sculpture. If you look carefully you might just be able to spot him in his black suit, white shirt and black tie. Yeah, him. So... you so much as cross yourself too fast and yo brains are vapour, Mofo!"

[Logan Mountstuart]

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Oi Popey! I've got your rabbit.

[Hugh Fatbastard]

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"Get a job at the Vatican", Mum said.
"You'll meet important people", she said.
...but she never bloody mentioned I'd be stood about looking like Shay Given - I feel like a right burk.

[erwin]

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The splash pattern at the bottom of the Pope's commode was magnified for the benefit of the audience.

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[linus]

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"JESUS CHRIST!"

[EIM]

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I was trying to think of an Aliens one, but I wasn't sure anyone would get it. I should have more faith in you, lyra.

[EIM]

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And G-Man, as if you can forget Martin Keown's name.

As if I just said 'as if'.

[Guest]

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I should have more faith in you, lyra.

Damn right.

[G-Man]

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I'd like to forget Martin Keown, period. A cunt's cunt.