Incomprehensible Salford accent jokes.

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Incomprehensible Salford accent jokes.

Is this how far we've come in 10 years?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/111458.stm

Winkysmileything

[EIM]

Incomprehensible Salford accent jokes.

A geordie was walking down the road with a Rockport on his cock. His mate stops him and says "Why you got a Rockport on your cock?"

"I'm just fucking a boot." He replies.

[Stumpy Pepys]

Incomprehensible Salford accent jokes.

I went to a pub in Salford once and asked the barman for a pint of mix.

"Sorry mate, we don't serve cocktails in here."

Ahem.

[EIM]

Incomprehensible Salford accent jokes.

Oh jesus.

[beak]

Incomprehensible Salford accent jokes.

The key is, he's dusting off man.

I'll get me coat.

[EIM]

Incomprehensible Salford accent jokes.

I've said them in my best Rhodri Giggs Salford accent, and I still don't get them.

[beak]

Q. What's Dustin Hoffman's favourite insect?

A. A moth.

Q. What's Dustin Hoffman's favourite cake?

A. Scone.