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    Incomprehensible Salford accent jokes.

    Q. What's Dustin Hoffman's favourite insect?

    A. A moth.

    Q. What's Dustin Hoffman's favourite cake?

    A. Scone.

    #2
    Incomprehensible Salford accent jokes.

    I've said them in my best Rhodri Giggs Salford accent, and I still don't get them.

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      #3
      Incomprehensible Salford accent jokes.

      The key is, he's dusting off man.

      I'll get me coat.

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        #4
        Incomprehensible Salford accent jokes.

        Oh jesus.

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          #5
          Incomprehensible Salford accent jokes.

          I went to a pub in Salford once and asked the barman for a pint of mix.

          "Sorry mate, we don't serve cocktails in here."

          Ahem.

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            #6
            Incomprehensible Salford accent jokes.

            A geordie was walking down the road with a Rockport on his cock. His mate stops him and says "Why you got a Rockport on your cock?"

            "I'm just fucking a boot." He replies.

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              #7
              Incomprehensible Salford accent jokes.

              Is this how far we've come in 10 years?

              http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/111458.stm

              Winkysmileything

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