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Incomprehensible Salford accent jokes.
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beak
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Incomprehensible Salford accent jokes.
01-04-2008, 08:49
Q. What's Dustin Hoffman's favourite insect?
A. A moth.
Q. What's Dustin Hoffman's favourite cake?
A. Scone.
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01-04-2008, 08:55
Incomprehensible Salford accent jokes.
I've said them in my best Rhodri Giggs Salford accent, and I still don't get them.
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01-04-2008, 09:15
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The key is, he's dusting off man.
I'll get me coat.
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01-04-2008, 09:19
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Oh jesus.
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01-04-2008, 09:26
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I went to a pub in Salford once and asked the barman for a pint of mix.
"Sorry mate, we don't serve cocktails in here."
Ahem.
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01-04-2008, 09:31
Incomprehensible Salford accent jokes.
A geordie was walking down the road with a Rockport on his cock. His mate stops him and says "Why you got a Rockport on your cock?"
"I'm just fucking a boot." He replies.
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01-04-2008, 09:31
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Is this how far we've come in 10 years?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/111458.stm
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