After two months of investigation, we have identified the two members of the Ursus Collective codenamed "s" (note that big "s" still needs to be unmasked). My crack team (literally, alas) and I have also managed to establish the identity of several other letters, including one cunningly disguised by use of an umlaut. We are confident that, if re-elected, we will locate and kill the mastermind behind the ursus plot (possibly Big S).
I can confirm that there is both a majuscule and a miniscule. The small 's' was stretched but the difference can still be seen to the trained eye.
The "do better" response, in marked contrast to the gratitude shown earlier by a previous member of the Collective, clearly came from the blood-spattered S - the enforcer among the Collective - who fell into the trap laid by my taunt.
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