A Great Dane

[EIM]

A Great Dane

Nah. I barely speak English. And as far as I know, my Grandad didn't even speak Danish.

A Great Dane

snakke du på dansk EIM?

I used to tell people that Imran Khan was my uncle. It didn't do me any good at all.

[EIM]

A Great Dane

My Grandad's family were all Danish.

I used to tell people I was Roald Dahl's nephew. It was a highly successful chat up line for a while.

A Great Dane

I used to baby-sit for someone who was related to him.

[JtS]