Friggatriskaidekaphobia

[Balderdasha]

You are so much more than "vegetation".

Brilliant! I'm going to leave it there. Obviously I meant vegetarian.

[pebblethefish]

I've had people get very shirty with me about my candle-lighting my fags.

I think it's the fact that you're actually in church at the time that is their main concern.

[Nurse Duckett]

I'm with your mum. I see no reason for shoes being on tables. The sole exception is if you have to polish them...

Sole exception! Nobody? Really?