This incident happened in my late teenage years and I'd be interested in your opinions
My friends and I used to drive out to country pubs. We were a bunch of lanky geeks - so a successful night out was more likely if we found an easy quiz machine rather than going to the crowded pubs to try and meet girls. One night we were returning from a distant pub when I realised I needed to use the toilet. At that moment, we passed another pub that was clearly still open despite the lateness of the hour. Instead of just going behind a bush, I went into the pub and nipped into the loo.
Halfway through my wee the door slammed open and this wild-eyed guy said in a quietly menacing Ray Winstone voice
"Have you been drinking in my pub?"
I shook my head.
"Well, next time you ask if you can use my toilet, alright? Next time YOU BLOODY ASK!!"
I nodded my head and with that he was gone.
Exiting the pub was truly the Walk of Shame.
Do you think he was right to be furious at my casual disrespect? Or was he just a miserable git, after all it was a PUBLIC house and nowhere was there a sign saying
'Toilets for patrons only - lanky non-drinking geeks MUST piss elsewhere'
Grateful for your views.
My friends and I used to drive out to country pubs. We were a bunch of lanky geeks - so a successful night out was more likely if we found an easy quiz machine rather than going to the crowded pubs to try and meet girls. One night we were returning from a distant pub when I realised I needed to use the toilet. At that moment, we passed another pub that was clearly still open despite the lateness of the hour. Instead of just going behind a bush, I went into the pub and nipped into the loo.
Halfway through my wee the door slammed open and this wild-eyed guy said in a quietly menacing Ray Winstone voice
"Have you been drinking in my pub?"
I shook my head.
"Well, next time you ask if you can use my toilet, alright? Next time YOU BLOODY ASK!!"
I nodded my head and with that he was gone.
Exiting the pub was truly the Walk of Shame.
Do you think he was right to be furious at my casual disrespect? Or was he just a miserable git, after all it was a PUBLIC house and nowhere was there a sign saying
'Toilets for patrons only - lanky non-drinking geeks MUST piss elsewhere'
Grateful for your views.
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