#1 Ford F-Series 106,358
Good bellwether for the economy. Strong pickup sales = strong construction and private sector.
#2 Dodge Ram 69,255
Dodge has dropped their own name recently. Dodge trucks are now just Ram branded. Can't see how that's beneficial, but who am I?
#3 Honda Civic 64,962
Despite getting a shitty review from all concerned, still Canada's number one selling car. Cheap and practical, like us.
#4Dodge Grand Caravan 51,552
Proving that people are still having kids and hauling around too much shit.
#5 Hyundai Elantra 50,950
Back from the abyss, Hyundai's shifting more metal than ever. Good car at good price. It'll still get premature rust around the wheel wells.
#6 Ford Escape 44,099
Most SUVs in Canada are this size and shape. Practical and affordable. And probably financed at 0% for 72 months, with $1,000 off for Costco members.
#7 GMC Sierra 42,712
Same truck as #10, which would make it the #2 selling pickup if it were sold under the same brand. Don't think for a second that this doesn't piss in GM's chips.
#8 Toyota Corolla 40,906
Toyota's been in the penalty box for two years, and declining sales of this affordable, reliable yawn-fest are probably unwarranted.
#9 Mazda 3 39,295
Used to be #2. Dropping like a rock after a dead-dull refresh. For people who like to think they're going faster than they are. Zoom zoom.
#10 Chevrolet Silverado 35,943
See #7. Good ol' boy truck. No confederate flags in these babies. More likely a graphic of Evil Calvin pissing on a Ford logo, or a graphic outline of the province of Newfoundland on the cab window.
My car continues to be one of Canada's worst selling, having shifted 12 units in December. We wave when we see one another.
Good bellwether for the economy. Strong pickup sales = strong construction and private sector.
#2 Dodge Ram 69,255
Dodge has dropped their own name recently. Dodge trucks are now just Ram branded. Can't see how that's beneficial, but who am I?
#3 Honda Civic 64,962
Despite getting a shitty review from all concerned, still Canada's number one selling car. Cheap and practical, like us.
#4Dodge Grand Caravan 51,552
Proving that people are still having kids and hauling around too much shit.
#5 Hyundai Elantra 50,950
Back from the abyss, Hyundai's shifting more metal than ever. Good car at good price. It'll still get premature rust around the wheel wells.
#6 Ford Escape 44,099
Most SUVs in Canada are this size and shape. Practical and affordable. And probably financed at 0% for 72 months, with $1,000 off for Costco members.
#7 GMC Sierra 42,712
Same truck as #10, which would make it the #2 selling pickup if it were sold under the same brand. Don't think for a second that this doesn't piss in GM's chips.
#8 Toyota Corolla 40,906
Toyota's been in the penalty box for two years, and declining sales of this affordable, reliable yawn-fest are probably unwarranted.
#9 Mazda 3 39,295
Used to be #2. Dropping like a rock after a dead-dull refresh. For people who like to think they're going faster than they are. Zoom zoom.
#10 Chevrolet Silverado 35,943
See #7. Good ol' boy truck. No confederate flags in these babies. More likely a graphic of Evil Calvin pissing on a Ford logo, or a graphic outline of the province of Newfoundland on the cab window.
My car continues to be one of Canada's worst selling, having shifted 12 units in December. We wave when we see one another.
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