So, here we go again.
In the yellow corner, currently weighing in at 61 MSPs is ‘Nippy’ Nicola Sturgeon and the Scottish National Party.
Facing her in the blue corner, with a total of 30 MSPs comes Douglas (call me Murray) Ross and his Scottish Conservative & Unionist Party.
And in the red corner, currently with 23 MSPs, but hoping to become the outright challenger is ‘Babyface’ Anas Sarwar and the festering cadaver of Scottish Labour.
Meanwhile, on the under-card, we have the Scottish Green Party of Patrick ‘Treehugger’ Harvie & Willie ‘What’s the f*cking point of me’ Rennie’s Scottish Liberal Democrats both with 5 MSPs.
Seconds out, Round One!
*Ding*
In the yellow corner, currently weighing in at 61 MSPs is ‘Nippy’ Nicola Sturgeon and the Scottish National Party.
Facing her in the blue corner, with a total of 30 MSPs comes Douglas (call me Murray) Ross and his Scottish Conservative & Unionist Party.
And in the red corner, currently with 23 MSPs, but hoping to become the outright challenger is ‘Babyface’ Anas Sarwar and the festering cadaver of Scottish Labour.
Meanwhile, on the under-card, we have the Scottish Green Party of Patrick ‘Treehugger’ Harvie & Willie ‘What’s the f*cking point of me’ Rennie’s Scottish Liberal Democrats both with 5 MSPs.
Seconds out, Round One!
*Ding*
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