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Things that irrationally terrified you as a child
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In the TV adaptation of Carrie's War, there's a bit where, prior to punishing one of the kids, Mr. Evans says, "It's the strap for you. On your bare bottom."
This didn't frighten me at the time. What it did do, because Mr. Evans looked and sounded like every single one of the ten or so Welsh great-uncles I had at the time, was make me shit-scared of going to Swansea to "see the family", lest Great Uncle Albert/Malcolm/Terry/Whoever would take his belt to me.
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Okay, so The Commander Tom Show ran on Buffalo channel 7. Tom Jolls was the news channel's weather guy, and doubled as Commander Tom to introduce cartoons and whatnot in the morning.
Every so often, they'd use that little door in the background with CT Show on it. He'd open it, and there would be some kind of freaky white...orb...head thing, and it would 'tell' him stuff, which he would listen to and then tell us. The thing didn't speak, but it spoke to Tom. Anyway, I don't remember exactly what it looked like or whether it even had a mouth or eyes. But it just sitting there inside the box, talking without speaking, used to freak the living shit out of me. I'd leave the room or hide behind the couch until the whole macabre experience passed and we'd be watching cartoons again.
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- Revelling In The Hole
- England, Chelsea and Tooting and Mitcham. And Surrey CCC. And Wimbledon Dons Speedway (RIP)
- Nairn's Cheese Oatcake
Originally posted by Various Artist View PostNot a Narnia fan then I take it NS? Or does the lion cancel out both the witch and the wardrobe?
Watching Black Christmas since has done nothing to diminish the memory.
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- Wrexham... ish
- R. + R. McReynold's Travelling Circus, The Jurgen Klopp Farewell Tour XI, Page's Boys
- Ginger Nut
I've banged on about the Scotch tape skeleton more than enough on here, so I'll mention instead the opening titles to Equinox - the way the camera panned then the flash of lasers as they eventually formed that disembodied lower half of a face, then the show's title spoken in what sounded like the Amiga 500's speech synthesis being run though a tin can.
Also daddy long legs - they would completely swarm our primary school every autumn and I was one of those stupid kids who believed the "most venomous bite" urban myth.
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The Herbs TV programme - specifically the owl.
A blue rubber hot water bottle that was shaped like a dog. It's face was less than friendly... I was so scared of it that I worried it would get angry with me if I didn't use it, so every night for a year or so I had to fill it up and take it to bed. Fun times.
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There was a chipped off bit of paint on the bottom of the bathroom door exposing a bit of wood that I was convinced looked like a horsemen wearing a stovepipe hat, and I was convinced at times that he was out to get me.
Although the thing that always scared me most, the threat that always hit home hardest, was going to bed without dinner. The idea of missing out on food was terrifying.
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My father used to threaten me, if I badly misbehaved, with locking me in the cupboard under the stairs, where dark things, coldness and uncertainty lurked.
I didn't misbehave too much at home, at least not on the occasions my father was there.
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Originally posted by ursus arctos View PostThis thread is giving me a better understanding of where you are all coming from.
I first understood the reality of Mutually Assured Destruction during a trip to the library with my mother when I as four.
I didn't really need anything else to terrify me.
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The Sparky book for Boys and Girls 1974 had a story in which a group of children discovered a time machine. In their first adventure they turned the course of the Battle of Waterloo in Wellington's favour by sabotaging Napoleon's arms supplies: "Ze cannonballs, zey are running away!" was probably the first bit of French I ever learned. Next they found themselves in Pudding Lane just as the Great Fire of London was breaking out. This whole section was scary enough with the children only just making it back to their time machine before both it and they were engulfed in flames, but what knocked me dead every time were the portenteous final lines of the strip as once more the children headed back in time, "to who knows where or when."
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Originally posted by Artificial Hipster View PostThe Sparky book for Boys and Girls 1974 had a story in which a group of children discovered a time machine. In their first adventure they turned the course of the Battle of Waterloo in Wellington's favour by sabotaging Napoleon's arms supplies: "Ze cannonballs, zey are running away!" was probably the first bit of French I ever learned. Next they found themselves in Pudding Lane just as the Great Fire of London was breaking out. This whole section was scary enough with the children only just making it back to their time machine before both it and they were engulfed in flames, but what knocked me dead every time were the portenteous final lines of the strip as once more the children headed back in time, "to who knows where or when."
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Good few of these aren't really 'irrational', no.
A lot of kids of about five-six years younger than I would probably say Animal Kwackers - I mean, those costumes were the stuff of nightmares.
I recall a very tall, thin (presumably alien) man in a white robe on an episode of Star Trek - that gave me the odd bad dream, I must say. I used to be bothered by the late-sixties theme music to Ask the Family as well - ie, the fairly well-known sitar piece, the name of which escapes me. (I had one or two very odd obsessions as a kid regarding TV: I never watched the show, but I always had to see the part in the opening titles of Bonanza where the map burns up.)
In terms of more general things, my mother told me that I used to get very upset as an infant by a friend of hers who (presumably briefly) wore sticking plasters above her eyes: apparently, I would cry or run a mile if she visited. (In the unlikely event that she's still alive, I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise.)
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Red Injuns in Westerns, which seemed to be on TV every day in the early to mid 60s. I don't know that it's an irrational fear, they were supposed to be scary in those films, and after your scalp. It was the whooping that did it.
I am over it now, thanks to long and frequent exposure to Kings of the Wild Frontier.
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