What books are on Boris's shelves?

[Snake Plissken]

Gove is a troll. He's clearly calculated that whatever the UK/Tory equivalent of "owning the libs" is is good for his PM chances. Rees-Mogg is on the same track.

[Patrick Thistle]

He's a bit small for a troll. More of a goblin.

[Benjm]

Gove might be taller than his general aspect suggests. He looks to have at least a couple of inches on Johnson. The British Prime Minister Johnson, not Dwayne "The Rock".

[jwdd27]

Gove might be taller than his general aspect suggests. He looks to have at least a couple of inches on Johnson. The British Prime Minister Johnson, not Dwayne "The Rock".

Gove is taller than he looks, he's a Henrik Larsson/Hernan Crespo type. About 5'11 at a guess

Johnson has the opposite effect, he comes across as yer typical tall posho, but he's an ordinary 5'9.

[3 Colours Red]

Johnson has the opposite effect, he comes across as yer typical tall posho, but he's an ordinary 5'9.

Thank you for telling me that I have something in common with him. FUCK.

[Evariste Euler Gauss]

The problem is that "Boris" is this carefully and deliberately constructed Bunterish character he's created as a diversion from his real nature and politics.

Every time someone uses it they are buying in to his act and conferring credibility on it. If people really don't know who Johnson is then use Alexander Boris de Pfeffel before it to make it clear.

This. Never, ever, ever, refer to the turd as "Boris". It's playing into his hands.