Who's Toobin Who?

[Toby Gymshorts]

Yeah, but you're a bus driver, so.....

Was. I don't talk about the specifics of my leaving the profession.

I defy anyone to feel even remotely horny around insurance.

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

I defy anyone to feel even remotely horny around insurance.

That's a BIG excess, would like me to ... cover it for you?

[S. aureus]

There's a fine margin between "election simulation" and "erection stimulation", I can see why he got confused.

[Toby Gymshorts]

That's a BIG excess, would like me to ... cover it for you?

Sigh. At the risk of being that guy, the excess is the bit that isn't covered.

[WOM]

And this is why you're the 40 year old virgin....

[Satchmo Distel]

From the description above, I infer that Toobin lowered the camera to show his penis to the sex worker whom he was calling, and it's that moment which will get him fired rather than the wank itself, which he completed with the camera off. Why he didn't switch it off before calling the sex worker only he knows.

[Toby Gymshorts]

And this is why you're the 40 year old virgin....

I think you'll find I'm almost 45.

[WOM]

I think we'll have to agree to disagree.

[Toby Gymshorts]

I know my boyish good looks belie my age...

We all have our cross to bear *beatific expression*.

[Patrick Thistle]

I'm another one surprised that anyone would think this isn't a sacking offence.

[DCI Harry Batt]

The rather excellent Katelyn Burns has an interesting take

If Jeffrey Toobin Was a Trans Woman…
He’d be banished from public life forever. Instead, media men are imploring for forgiveness.

[anton pulisov]

Toobin offers some legal perspective on the issue.

[Satchmo Distel]

Jeffrey Bintoo Pervy

[ursus arctos]

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1326671078417108994

[Hot Pepsi]

Has nobody linked the Mitchell & Webb classic?

[Satchmo Distel]

No news on his CNN gig as yet?