The 2020 pandemic pummeling portentous patriotic pontificating poppy crusade

[Sean of the Shed]

Winner of the parliamentary poppy race and this year's most patriotic and respectest MP is Tory (obvs) Andrew Rosindell.
Being first matters.

https://twitter.com/AndrewRosindell/status/1317402276085071872?s=19

[Patrick Thistle]

If we ever ditch written language for pictograms, that picture would be the one for "twunt"

[Toby Gymshorts]

Smugface McPoppynonce.

[San Bernardhinault]

If it's "never too early to show support", then why did he wait until now? Huh? Why does he hate our brave boys so much that he didn't wear a poppy for a full 11 months? Does he really only like them 8% of the time? Burn him!

[Nefertiti2]

We shall fight them on the doorsteps

https://twitter.com/keir_starmer/status/1318097597131821057?s=21

[Eggchaser]

If it's "never too early to show support", then why did he wait until now? Huh? Why does he hate our brave boys so much that he didn't wear a poppy for a full 11 months? Does he really only like them 8% of the time? Burn him!

This is for next year's appeal, obviously.

[Satchmo Distel]

who we will never forget

whom, ffs.

[Sean of the Shed]

It would appear that Poppy crossings and road designs are this year's thing. Stomp all over them before a bus drives over them.

https://twitter.com/RichmondNubNews/status/1321190432290738176?s=19

https://twitter.com/boltoncouncil/status/1321444700562272256?s=19

[WOM]

I'll betcha those get slick in the rain.

[Eggchaser]

DeS3crating are Poppy by drIviNg on IT!!!!!!!!!!

I bet This dOesn'T get 1 ShaRe!

[Diable Rouge]

https://twitter.com/duponline/status/1322290553845878786

[Gangster Octopus]

Maybe they weren't being paid enough by Sri Lanka...

[Diable Rouge]

Or the Maldives, even.

[elguapo4]

Most of North Antrim are out on their farms at that time in the morning, and have better things to be doing than ringing Paisley about breakfast TV.

[Lang Spoon]

It would appear that Poppy crossings and road designs are this year's thing. Stomp all over them before a bus drives over them.

https://twitter.com/RichmondNubNews/status/1321190432290738176?s=19

https://twitter.com/boltoncouncil/status/1321444700562272256?s=19

fuckin joke shop country.

[Nefertiti2]

fuckin joke shop country.

You are disgracing the memories of the fallen.

[Levin]

https://twitter.com/RNIB/status/1322160092981198849

[Lang Spoon]

Seriously it's like collective hysteria, there's no fuckin hope for England.

[Lang Spoon]

Well there is but the cunt tendency are so fucking emboldened it's fucking bleak.

[Eggchaser]

Christ, I am dreading a lockdown for the state of my mental health, but I am willing to take one for the team if it keeps Poppy Fascists off the telly.

[Toby Gymshorts]

You are disgracing the memories of the fallen.

Also: joke shops.

[Nefertiti2]

Christ, I am dreading a lockdown for the state of my mental health, but I am willing to take one for the team if it keeps Poppy Fascists off the telly.

We will share the virus on the beaches, We will share the virus on the landing grounds, We will share the virus in the fields and in the streets, We will share the virus in the hills; We shall never surrender;

What better tribute to the Millions who died in the influenza epidemic a hundred years ago than to die alongside them

https://twitter.com/MartinDaubney/status/1322444339402997760?s=20

[Patrick Thistle]

Are we allowed to use the term "virtue signalling" to describe that twat?

[Eggchaser]

Are we allowed to use the term "virtue signalling" to describe that twat?

Many have in the Twitter thread.

[Nefertiti2]

Wind-up

https://twitter.com/bbcemt/status/1324285081549185024?s=21