Francis the Talking Drug Mule on the OTF-a-Thon

[johnr]

Who is it? An investigation...

[Paul S]

No idea mate, we need an urgent inquiry.

[Gangster Octopus]

He's a mule, who talks and transports drugs. If he was female, she'd've been Frances the Talking Drug Mule...

[Femme Folle]

Astute observation, GO.

[Sam]

My money's on treibeis.

Rogin presumably knows, since he let Francis in. Although perhaps I'm giving Rogin's doorman credentials more credit than they're worth.

[Guy Profumo]

Does this mean you had an interloper at the thon?

[ad hoc]

There were 2 (at least while I was there). This one and another called "Lenovo Tab 10". The latter was questioned and he responded in that way that gatecrashers since time immemorial have responded "I was invited by someone else" but he didn't even have the gumption to give a name. I mean he could have said "I'm a friend of Dave's" and we'd all probably have gone "oh, right" none the wiser.

[Sporting]

Nefertiti was another nearly man.

[Jah Womble]

Surely you’d want your drug mule to stay quiet?

[MarkF]

No idea mate, we need an urgent inquiry.

Ask the stewards...

[Satchmo Distel]

I always get confused between treibeis and the late Mr Trebus

https://www.theguardian.com/news/200...dianobituaries

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

My money's on treibeis.

Rogin presumably knows, since he let Francis in. Although perhaps I'm giving Rogin's doorman credentials more credit than they're worth.

I was only barring anyone wearing adidas trainers. Can't be too careful where they're concerned.

[Duncan Gardner]

We have a culprit. Veteran oft-banned OTF Tim Gonzo has admitted being the chatty colt

[Gangster Octopus]

Eh? I thought that he was Lenovo Tab 10.

[Satchmo Distel]

aka 'George C', who was always complaining about dark-skinned players in the cricket threads? How the fuck was he let in?

[ursus arctos]

Eh? I thought that he was Lenovo Tab 10.

Surely DG can solve this conundrum by providing a very general physical description

[Gangster Octopus]

I thought that it looked like him.

[ursus arctos]

Ah, I didn't realise that you had seen the man

[Nocturnal Submission]

Ah, I didn't realise that you had seen the man

I think he's on the OTF FB page.

[Gangster Octopus]

Ah, I didn't realise that you had seen the man

Met him with Dunc ages back and since then I've bumped into him at a Rotherham match in Northampton and at a Rayners Lane home game.

[WOM]

I can identify Lenovo man. Initials MM if that's any help.

[Gangster Octopus]

Yeah. Very pleasant bloke in real life.

[Paul S]

I always get confused between treibeis and the late Mr Trebus

https://www.theguardian.com/news/200...dianobituaries

Strangely enough I do remember Mr Trebus and his hoarding. Quite a guy wasn't he!

[Tactical Genius]

I can identify Lenovo man. Initials MM if that's any help.

More Clues?

I thought Lenovo was Gonzo, I just didn't want to out him.Or he was Omid Djalili?

[Duncan Gardner]

Surely DG can solve this conundrum by providing a very general physical description

Gonzo is predictably part of the middle aged bald bloke demographic, but more specifically has a beard and Yokel accent