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    Originally posted by Eggchaser View Post

    What on earth is happening to Prince William's head? I know he's got the family baldness, but he looks like he's turning into the Mekon.
    Not surprised that you're drawn to it given your pseudonym.

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      I actually looked this up on Hansard to check it because it sounded so bizarre, but I heard it right - towards the end of PMQs Johnson was asked a question about the Super League and said:

      I first was made aware of the plan for a European super league on, I think, the Sunday night, and we acted decisively using the arsenal of legislative freedoms that we now have thanks to leaving the European Union

      The Arsenal pun gives it away as being a rehearsed line so he didn't just pull it out of his arse.

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        Originally posted by Eggchaser View Post

        What on earth is happening to Prince William's head? I know he's got the family baldness, but he looks like he's turning into the Mekon.
        TAB to thread.

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          Like me, his head has just grown through his hair. This is a real thing

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            She's aged a lot better than I thought she would, she seemed to me to have one of those faces that collapses when it hits the mid 30s, but no.

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              https://twitter.com/mylastrollo/status/1388477465501306880?s=21

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                https://twitter.com/Jamesdbaker1/status/1389463051984834563?s=20

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                  Sir David Ames, Conservative for Southend West, urges his constituency to vote Tory in an election leaflet on the basis that "Southend is hampered as Government Ministers are reluctant to go that extra mile for an opposition controlled Local Council".

                  Combined with the pork barrelling of funds to Tory constituencies under the Levelling Up Fund (Jenrick at it again), it's pretty blatant vote buying.

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                      https://twitter.com/samcoatessky/status/1392216902596968450

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                        Oops.

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                          It's quite the measure of this government's corruption that he managed to convince "them"* to pay him to introduce civil servants to high net worth individuals. Usually the HNWs are the ones paying for access.

                          * More of a related party transaction, really.

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                            https://twitter.com/premnsikka/status/1392921708181479427?s=20

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                              https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1392966762166161413?s=20

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                                Doesn't everyone's phone autocorrect VAT to rate?

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                                  Vat goes to Vatican for me.

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                                    Talking of Cameron, sometimes his fundamental nature escapes through the mucal coating.

                                    https://twitter.com/sturdyalex/status/1392889593448603654?s=21

                                    "Without wanting to sound like a Chinese politician it was a win-win situation."

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                                      I don't get the win-win thing.

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                                        He simultaneously manages to claim that a corrupt bargain benefits both parties while at the same time being racist AF (associating "win win" with the kind of sounds that exist in Chinese)

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                                          https://inews-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.o...nge-994988/amp

                                          JCB flew Johnson around the country during the local election campaign.

                                          This is the same JCB that supplies equipment to Israel so they can demolish non Jewish homes.

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                                            Originally posted by ursus arctos View Post
                                            He simultaneously manages to claim that a corrupt bargain benefits both parties while at the same time being racist AF (associating "win win" with the kind of sounds that exist in Chinese)
                                            Oh, it was as lame as win-win sounding Chinese. Which it doesn't really, which is why I was a bit slow on that one

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                                              https://twitter.com/marinanigrelli/status/1395281945110712323

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                                                It's now been alleged - by the Daily Heil, so hardly his opponents - that Boris has spent twenty-seven thousand pounds on takeaway deliveries to no.10 in eight months. That's a hundred quid a day (bear in mind he's only actually there half the time, so more like two hundred quid per order). Just what is the fat cunt eating?

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                                                  I doubt it's Domino's, probably the takeaways offered by restaurants trying to get some cash through the door during lockdown.

                                                  This being Johnson, it's probably Le Gavroche or similar.

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                                                    If it was Johnson's own money I'd say scoff yourself into an early grave,you fat slug, but I'm presuming that's not the case. Still it would be worth it if it caused him to keel over soon.

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