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We briefed a new team last week, and this was one of the first lines of the brief: The Audience [who you're communicating to]
"Engaged CDJRF Owners (MY2010 – 2020) & CDJRF HRs since Jan 2019"
It means 'Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Ram and Fiat owners (of vehicles from model years 2010 to 2020) who are actively looking for a new vehicle & Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Ram and Fiat owners who have raised their hand (HR) to indicate they are considering a new vehicle since January 2019'.
That's on page 1 of an 8 page brief.
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Originally posted by WOM View PostIt is. And beyond the cash cows Ram and Jeep, there's little beyond a token efforts to push the others. Fiat who? Oddly, we give a Alfa a surprising amount of effort.
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I don't think my off-lease scavenging is what they are after, though I could be wrong. The weird one in that group is the cash-cow, the Jeep Wrangler. Every single person I know who has one tells you they are absolute misery to drive in. Yet they have a resistant resale value and they never get rid of them.
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My partner on the FCA business is an Alfisti, born and raised in Italy. He cruises the certified pre-owned selection on an almost daily basis looking for a sweet Giulia.
Wrangler is a bit bonkers, tbh. Hot in the summer...cold in the winter...rusty over 4 years old....but yeah, people are crazy loyal to them.
Now to scout around for a CPO Dodge Nitro for ah....
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Originally posted by WOM View Post
From my work email last week:
"We can include product name and claim. Why not lean into our point-of-difference:"
By this, she meant 'why not leverage', which is that our client's dog worm pill treats five worms rather than just four, which the competitor's does.
And before you ask 'then why didn't she just use 'leverage' when she meant 'leverage' ?', I say shame on you sir. You clearly have a weak grasp of office bullshittery.
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Originally posted by WOM View PostWe briefed a new team last week, and this was one of the first lines of the brief: The Audience [who you're communicating to]
"Engaged CDJRF Owners (MY2010 – 2020) & CDJRF HRs since Jan 2019"
It means 'Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Ram and Fiat owners (of vehicles from model years 2010 to 2020) who are actively looking for a new vehicle & Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Ram and Fiat owners who have raised their hand (HR) to indicate they are considering a new vehicle since January 2019'.
That's on page 1 of an 8 page brief.
Is Chrysler still a consumer-facing brand? What do they sell?
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Originally posted by WOM View PostMy jargon loving boss will say things like 'Really lean in to the insight' or 'lean in to the strategy.' This means 'be sure you make it obvious that you read the brief'.
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HM Revenue & Customs has started referring to those of us who deal with them on a regular basis as "customers". What the fuck are we buying?
As a snobby solicitor, I utterly deplore attempts by our regulatory body to rebrand my clients as customers, too. I'll be done consulting before I work in the Private Customer Department in my firm.
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Originally posted by Hot Pepsi View PostWhat am I missing here? Surely Fiats appeal to a very different kind of driver than the others on that list.
Is Chrysler still a consumer-facing brand? What do they sell?
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Originally posted by WOM View Post
You're missing the fact that they'll take any warm lead as a potential pickup truck sale.
Believe it or not, just the Pacifica minivan and the 300 gangster sedan.
I see that they discontinued the Caravan in favor of the Voyager, which will be branded Chrysler. Is that right? Cheaper than a Pacifica, I guess.
My parents have had many Caravans since the first one we got in 1984 (to replace a the Country Squire station wagon) but now have a Toyota Sienna.
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Originally posted by Hot Pepsi View Post
I thought they’d given up on the 300 and I thought Pacifica was Dodge.
I see that they discontinued the Caravan in favor of the Voyager, which will be branded Chrysler. Is that right? Cheaper than a Pacifica, I guess.
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Originally posted by Amor de Cosmos View PostI do kind of admire the Dick Tracy cartoonishness of the 300. Is it actually any good?
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Originally posted by Eggchaser View PostHM Revenue & Customs has started referring to those of us who deal with them on a regular basis as "customers". What the fuck are we buying?
As a snobby solicitor, I utterly deplore attempts by our regulatory body to rebrand my clients as customers, too. I'll be done consulting before I work in the Private Customer Department in my firm.
To be fair to the Department, there doesn't need to be a purchase for there to be a customer relationship. People in all walks of life come across tough customers.
We still hated the phrase before our customers did and realised it antagonised them and was a manifestation of a poverty of ambition present in the Department's bosses, who thought being a business was somehow a higher aspiration than being a service.
Bloody Thatcher.
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When we had two weeks in Boston in 1997 I rented a Dodge Caravan for a drive to Cape Cod. Even though it was basically a cheaper version of my mate’s Chrysler Voyager back in England, I enjoyed driving it. But then “people movers” were still a fairly new concept and I’d not driven one before. It just seemed cavernous.
Apart from catching a ferry at Falmouth to go to Martha’s, the only things I remember are an absolutely huge roundabout (“rotary”?) - the only one we encountered all day - and the kids being very excited when we stopped at Dunkin’ Donuts.
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