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    #26
    Excellent joke thanks Bored!

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      #27
      It's very wrong but I just saw this on a friend's status

      Saw a quote yesterday which said: "anyone who says a single person can't change the world has never eaten an undercooked bat".

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          #29
          Oh my god, that last line just blindsided me completely PT. Biggest laugh in days.

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            #30
            https://twitter.com/ThePoke/status/1245661501026754561?s=19

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                    #34
                    This self-made 'joke' only works in German, and has yet to raise even a single smile among my extended family:

                    Q. Wie hiess for belgische Zeichentrickcharakter, nachdem er sich zu Corona-Zeiten in einen amerikanischen Filmregisseur verwandelt hatte?

                    A. Tintin Quarantäne!!!!

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                      #35
                      Originally posted by imp View Post
                      This self-made 'joke' only works in German, and has yet to raise even a single smile among my extended family:

                      Q. Wie hiess for belgische Zeichentrickcharakter, nachdem er sich zu Corona-Zeiten in einen amerikanischen Filmregisseur verwandelt hatte?

                      A. Tintin Quarantäne!!!!
                      Auf deutsch heißt er aber Tim.

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                        #36
                        Boris Johnson has been admitted to hospital.

                        This is thought to be the first thing he has admitted to in his life.

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                          #37
                          https://twitter.com/NedHartley/status/1246717717912203268?s=20

                          The replies are comic gold as well

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                            #38
                            Originally posted by Patrick Thistle View Post
                            I liked the Flu Fighters and Miley Virus.

                            Miley Virus actually needs to be a thing.

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                              #39
                              The replies about it being just like/nor as bad as actual Glastonbury were six yard box tap ins.

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                                #40
                                Just noticed the font changes for that Port Talbot sentence, which gives us a clue that it’s photo-shopped and the photo isn’t really of Port Talbot.

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                                    #42
                                    God was seen in Cork today.

                                    When asked why he was in Cork, he said it was due to the Coronavirus. He has to work from home.

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                                      #43
                                      Ah shit. We're well fucked now

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                                        #44
                                        Originally posted by Evariste Euler Gauss View Post
                                        Just noticed the font changes for that Port Talbot sentence, which gives us a clue that it’s photo-shopped and the photo isn’t really of Port Talbot.
                                        It was originally of Great Yarmouth.

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                                          #45
                                          Maybe this has been on another thread. I absolutely love it. The Dalek Invasion of Caerphilly.

                                          https://twitter.com/i/status/1246145580402966528

                                          It very much put me in mind of this scene:

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                                            #46
                                            Originally posted by David Agnew View Post

                                            It was originally of Great Yarmouth.
                                            Oh well. At least the dragon photo is real.

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                                                #48
                                                Daleks and their problems with steps has of course been noted in the past, but it looks as though they struggle a bit with even gentle inclines. I suppose they might compensate with the accuracy and power of their armaments but I reckon a well-aimed supermarket trolley filled with breeze blocks coming down the hill would give that one in South Wales something to think about.

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                                                  #49
                                                  Who are those people, Patrick? Looks like some kind of Blake's 7 type thing. Actually, it's not Survivors is it? That bloke with the beard looks familiar.

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                                                    #50
                                                    Ah fucking hell, Survivors would be cool to watch right now!

                                                    Oh yeah, a few people liked my #clapforboris gag - https://twitter.com/komodomymanor/status/1247383830777991168

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