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    Covid jokes

    Don't want to clog up the main thread. This made me chuckle


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      Thanks PT, the Shawshank one made me laugh out loud.

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              Just a heads up, if you get an email from the Department for Health saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains Covid-19 ignore it. It’s spam.

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                Trump
                as the Mayor in Jaws
                https://youtube.com/watch?feature=yo...&v=RGdeWfQBeRE

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                      [URL]https://twitter.com/di1cox/status/1243833440153341952?s=21[/URL]

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                        I’ve developed a persistent cough. Every time I see Boris on the rolling news today, I go “f’cough, f’cough, f,cough”

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                          [URL]https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1243638441834930186[/URL]

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                            Someone's going to have to explain that one to me (I've never read anything by Stephen King).

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                              The evil Clown in Stephen Kings IT (often seen carrying a single red balloon) tempts a child and drags him through a drain.

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                                        https://twitter.com/Ross_Lawson/status/1244945922435493888

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                                          The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.

                                          He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

                                          'There's a car being towed from the car park,' he shouted.

                                          'An ambulance just drove by!'

                                          'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.

                                          'Matt's out on his bike and his mum is telling him off'

                                          'Looks as if the Sanders are going into full isolation!'

                                          'Jason has had his skate board taken off him

                                          After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'

                                          Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

                                          Dad cautiously called out,

                                          'How do you know they're having sex?'

                                          'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar'.

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                                            Originally posted by Snake Plissken View Post
                                            The evil Clown in Stephen Kings IT (often seen carrying a single red balloon) tempts a child and drags him through a drain.
                                            Thanks for explaining!

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                                              From my mum's daily email:

                                              LONELY HEARTS COLUMN
                                              Man with toilet rolls seeks lady with hand sanitiser for good clean fun

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                                                #25
                                                This isn't a mock up or an April Fool's joke from yesterday but an actual post :



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