Lolz nicked off teh interweb

[Incandenza]

[Evariste Euler Gauss]

That dystopian drama/ the news gag is painfully on target.

[Antepli Ejderha]

[San Bernardhinault]

[Cal Alamein]

"Yep"

[Incandenza]

[Incandenza]

[Nocturnal Submission]

Good deed done.

This morning at Waitrose check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83 but when she counted out all her change she only had just under £50. I thought she was probably someone’s gran and I’d like to think someone would have helped my gran out when she was alive.

She didn’t want me to help her but I insisted and in no time we had all her groceries back on the shelves.

[Incandenza]

Good deed done.

This morning at Waitrose check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83 but when she counted out all her change she only had just under £50. I thought she was probably someone’s gran and I’d like to think someone would have helped my gran out when she was alive.

She didn’t want me to help her but I insisted and in no time we had all her groceries back on the shelves.

Yes, a very good deed, but wrong thread?

[Sporting]

I read it as a joke.

[WOM]

Yes, a very good deed, but wrong thread?

It's a joke. Instead of paying her bill, he helped her put items back.

[caja-dglh]

He should have only put £7 worth back though.

[WOM]

And even then, just the 'junk' food that she shouldn't have been eating in the first place, instead of vegetables and fruits and some tins of tuna. I mean, these people.....

[WOM]

Noc Sub: "Knock knock"
Inca: "Hang on...just be a sec"

[Incandenza]

that's what I get for skimming while listening to a podcast

[caja-dglh]

[San Bernardhinault]

[Discordant Resonance]

https://twitter.com/CountBinface/status/1466322924323983368

[Patrick Thistle]

[3 Colours Red]

https://twitter.com/CountBinface/status/1466322924323983368

It's Conte before the hair plugs.

[3 Colours Red]

Also, is it an optical illusion or is that a perfectly square patch of foliage in the middle?

EDIT: I don't know how this has ended up as a separate post.

[Discordant Resonance]

The back of a sign facing the other way to the tree?

[Various Artist]

Yes, it's a sign on scaffolding behind, or similar.

That is genuinely a terrible looking tree, though, considering it's "the nation's Christmas tree". I think the sentiment of that tweet might have it right, no matter it was (presumably) meant in jest.

[Patrick Thistle]

[elguapo4]