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    If you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a couple. Happiness comes from food, not relationships.

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      Last edited by willie1foot; 18-02-2021, 05:59.

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            Wrong, yet funny. Probably not to all tastes, and for you I will provide a refund, just send me your bank account, sort code and security number on the back and I'll get right on it.

            Last edited by Mr Delicieux; 19-02-2021, 13:00.

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              Reminds me of a birthday card I once received, which also featured a crowd of swimming spermatozoa.

              ​​​​​​"I'm knackered," says one, "is the ovary much further?"

              "Ovary," says another one, "we've only just gone past the tonsils!"

              Anyway...

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                OK. So check out this property in Lake Tahoe. Swipe through the photos until you reach one that makes you go 'uh oh'.

                https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...95374618_zpid/

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                  ha ha! Scary.

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                    Based on the two units, I'd still prefer to live with the troubled 'doll' family. The other place is a pigsty.

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                      "Property to be sold 'as-is''" -:does that mean you get the dolls?

                      And it's close to "beaches, skiing and casinos"? Do they actually want people to buy it?

                      And only one garage? And not a sniff of a shed?

                      Fuck it. I'm not buying.

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                        All joking aside, it's always weird when they put 'property sold as-is'. All property is sold as-is. Are they just saying 'yeah, it's a fucking mess and we're not even going to bother cleaning it'?

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                              Slightly ashamed how much this made me laugh

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                                My personal favorite weird language in American real estate listings is "architecturally designed". As opposed to the buildings that were designed as cars.

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                                  Isn't that just code for "the house is ugly but it's meant to look that way"

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                                    https://twitter.com/hagenilda/status/1368178143861805060?s=21

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                                      Originally posted by Etienne View Post
                                      My knowledge was the same level as ad hoc. But apparently the custom of responding to mentions of 69 with "nice" dates back to (naturally) the nomination of Merrick Garland as a Supreme Court Justice and the Obama administration tweeting that there was 69% support for him being approved.

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                                        Subtle but fun.

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                                          Setup: Not funny but quite superb.

                                          https://twitter.com/skycandystudios/status/1369014828262637570

                                          Obvious follow-up that made me laugh way more than I expected to.

                                          https://twitter.com/OwenAdamsYT1/status/1369312312457375753

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                                            IN COLOR.

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                                              That's absolutely fantastic.

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                                                I imagine there is a major effort trying to improve the view...

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                                                  https://twitter.com/lijukic/status/1369399536570015745

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                                                    This could also have gone on the Prince Harry thread media discussion

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