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Wrong, yet funny. Probably not to all tastes, and for you I will provide a refund, just send me your bank account, sort code and security number on the back and I'll get right on it.
Last edited by Mr Delicieux; 19-02-2021, 13:00.
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- Mar 2008
- 19024
- Revelling In The Hole
- England, Chelsea and Tooting and Mitcham. And Surrey CCC. And Wimbledon Dons Speedway (RIP)
- Nairn's Cheese Oatcake
Reminds me of a birthday card I once received, which also featured a crowd of swimming spermatozoa.
"I'm knackered," says one, "is the ovary much further?"
"Ovary," says another one, "we've only just gone past the tonsils!"
Anyway...
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OK. So check out this property in Lake Tahoe. Swipe through the photos until you reach one that makes you go 'uh oh'.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...95374618_zpid/
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Originally posted by Etienne View PostMy knowledge was the same level as ad hoc. But apparently the custom of responding to mentions of 69 with "nice" dates back to (naturally) the nomination of Merrick Garland as a Supreme Court Justice and the Obama administration tweeting that there was 69% support for him being approved.
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Setup: Not funny but quite superb.
https://twitter.com/skycandystudios/status/1369014828262637570
Obvious follow-up that made me laugh way more than I expected to.
https://twitter.com/OwenAdamsYT1/status/1369312312457375753
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Originally posted by Nefertiti2 View Post
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