Lolz nicked off teh interweb

[Toby Gymshorts]

It's all fun and games until it turns out to be a shape-shifting alien.

[caja-dglh]

I'll try that

4/20 is some Grateful Dead related dope smoking thing I believe. 69 is a sex position. How they fit together and what the "nice" thing signifies are beyond me

It’s a Stonks / Investments / 4chan / world is a meme kind of joke.

I now realize I clearly don’t frequent this thread and it jumped me in the chat about a week ago.

[Patrick Thistle]

https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson_MP/status/1362033655242194946?s=19

[San Bernardhinault]

If you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a couple. Happiness comes from food, not relationships.

[willie1foot]

[willie1foot]

[Patrick Thistle]

[Mr Delicieux]

Wrong, yet funny. Probably not to all tastes, and for you I will provide a refund, just send me your bank account, sort code and security number on the back and I'll get right on it.

[Nocturnal Submission]

Reminds me of a birthday card I once received, which also featured a crowd of swimming spermatozoa.

"I'm knackered," says one, "is the ovary much further?"

"Ovary," says another one, "we've only just gone past the tonsils!"

Anyway...

[Patrick Thistle]

OK. So check out this property in Lake Tahoe. Swipe through the photos until you reach one that makes you go 'uh oh'.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...95374618_zpid/

[Evariste Euler Gauss]

ha ha! Scary.

[WOM]

Based on the two units, I'd still prefer to live with the troubled 'doll' family. The other place is a pigsty.

[treibeis]

"Property to be sold 'as-is''" -:does that mean you get the dolls?

And it's close to "beaches, skiing and casinos"? Do they actually want people to buy it?

And only one garage? And not a sniff of a shed?

Fuck it. I'm not buying.

[WOM]

All joking aside, it's always weird when they put 'property sold as-is'. All property is sold as-is. Are they just saying 'yeah, it's a fucking mess and we're not even going to bother cleaning it'?

[Patrick Thistle]

[Patrick Thistle]

[Patrick Thistle]

Slightly ashamed how much this made me laugh

[scratchmonkey]

My personal favorite weird language in American real estate listings is "architecturally designed". As opposed to the buildings that were designed as cars.

[Patrick Thistle]

Isn't that just code for "the house is ugly but it's meant to look that way"

[Nefertiti2]

https://twitter.com/hagenilda/status/1368178143861805060?s=21

[WOM]

My knowledge was the same level as ad hoc. But apparently the custom of responding to mentions of 69 with "nice" dates back to (naturally) the nomination of Merrick Garland as a Supreme Court Justice and the Obama administration tweeting that there was 69% support for him being approved.

[WOM]

Subtle but fun.

[Snake Plissken]

Setup: Not funny but quite superb.

https://twitter.com/skycandystudios/status/1369014828262637570

Obvious follow-up that made me laugh way more than I expected to.

https://twitter.com/OwenAdamsYT1/status/1369312312457375753

[Toby Gymshorts]

IN COLOR.

[Nocturnal Submission]

That's absolutely fantastic.