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    It's all fun and games until it turns out to be a shape-shifting alien.

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      Originally posted by ad hoc View Post
      I'll try that

      4/20 is some Grateful Dead related dope smoking thing I believe. 69 is a sex position. How they fit together and what the "nice" thing signifies are beyond me
      It’s a Stonks / Investments / 4chan / world is a meme kind of joke.

      I now realize I clearly don’t frequent this thread and it jumped me in the chat about a week ago.

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        https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson_MP/status/1362033655242194946?s=19

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          If you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a couple. Happiness comes from food, not relationships.

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            Last edited by willie1foot; 18-02-2021, 05:59.

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                  Wrong, yet funny. Probably not to all tastes, and for you I will provide a refund, just send me your bank account, sort code and security number on the back and I'll get right on it.

                  Last edited by Mr Delicieux; 19-02-2021, 13:00.

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                    Reminds me of a birthday card I once received, which also featured a crowd of swimming spermatozoa.

                    ​​​​​​"I'm knackered," says one, "is the ovary much further?"

                    "Ovary," says another one, "we've only just gone past the tonsils!"

                    Anyway...

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                      OK. So check out this property in Lake Tahoe. Swipe through the photos until you reach one that makes you go 'uh oh'.

                      https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...95374618_zpid/

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                        ha ha! Scary.

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                          Based on the two units, I'd still prefer to live with the troubled 'doll' family. The other place is a pigsty.

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                            "Property to be sold 'as-is''" -:does that mean you get the dolls?

                            And it's close to "beaches, skiing and casinos"? Do they actually want people to buy it?

                            And only one garage? And not a sniff of a shed?

                            Fuck it. I'm not buying.

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                              All joking aside, it's always weird when they put 'property sold as-is'. All property is sold as-is. Are they just saying 'yeah, it's a fucking mess and we're not even going to bother cleaning it'?

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                                    Slightly ashamed how much this made me laugh

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                                      My personal favorite weird language in American real estate listings is "architecturally designed". As opposed to the buildings that were designed as cars.

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                                        Isn't that just code for "the house is ugly but it's meant to look that way"

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