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    Is this a record?

    A certain Irish supermarket chain is already selling mince pies in its stores.

    #2
    No, a record is a round, black thing with a hole in the middle.

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      #3
      That's a tire you're thinking of. A record is what the police have on you when you buy bootleg concert tickets.

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        #4
        Fuck.

        Read the post that's before the post I'm replying to

        As you were.

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          #5
          Well, at least the Ignore Poster function wasn't affected by yesterday's festivities.

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            #6
            Originally posted by WOM View Post
            That's a tire you're thinking of.
            Tyre.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Toby Gymshorts View Post

              Tyre.
              Sidon

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                #8
                Originally posted by WOM View Post
                Well, at least the Ignore Poster function wasn't affected by yesterday's festivities.
                Harsh, very harsh.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by WOM View Post
                  That's a tire you're thinking of. A record is what the Police have on you when you buy bootleg concert tickets.
                  Sting really is that paranoid?

                  otf has been right all these years.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by George C. View Post

                    Harsh, very harsh.
                    He edited! He edited!

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Guy Profumo View Post
                      Sting really is that paranoid?
                      Well, I'm assured that every step you take, every move you make...etc.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Toby Gymshorts View Post
                        No, a record is a round, black thing with a hole in the middle.
                        They're not always black. I'm reporting you for racism (or something)!

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by WOM View Post

                          He edited! He edited!
                          Yeah.

                          It didn't show up.

                          I repeated the "Dear Roy and Norris, I've got a flat black disc with a hole in it" joke....

                          Apologies everyone.

                          Sorry.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Sporting View Post

                            They're not always black. I'm reporting you for racism (or something)!
                            Oooo....I had a pretty, translucent blue one from China Crisis.

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                              #15
                              Mince pies should be sold all year round. Fact.

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                                #16
                                They are sold all year around.

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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Vicarious Thrillseeker View Post
                                  Mince pies should be sold all year round. Fact.
                                  My mam made them (alongside jam tarts and lemon curd tarts in the same bake) the whole year round.

                                  I was well into my mid teens before I found out they were a Crimbo thing.

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                                    #18
                                    You can definitely buy mince pies all year round in my local supermarket. I mean they don't stock too many of them for most of the year, but they are certainly there.

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                                      #19
                                      Our local Asda has been selling selection boxes for at least the last three weekends.

                                      On a similar theme I was in a pub last night that was entirely decked out for Halloween. I nearly asked whether they knew what month it actually was, but thought better of it.

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                                        #20
                                        The Heart Foundation have already had our stock of cards in (I sold three packs today), and seeing as I'm in one of the larger Home Stores we've also got some 4' artificial trees pre-decorated with LEDs and that.

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