Buzzword Bingo

[Eggchaser]

The BBC are onto it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7457287.stm

33. "I once had a boss who said, 'You can't have your cake and eat it, so you have to step up to the plate and face the music.' It was in that moment I knew I had to resign before somebody got badly hurt by a pencil."
Tim, Durban

[G-Man]

Buzzword Bingo

I am willing to murder the next person who says something like: "It's time to come to the party" when there is no invitation to dancing and alcohol involved.

[Tactical Genius]

Buzzword Bingo

When doing support for a large Multinational IT services company, the person with the most knowledge on an application had the title "product champion".

[bovril]

Buzzword Bingo

my current most hated twatism is "ring-fence"

[Gangster Octopus]

Buzzword Bingo

Yeah. They're really hard to sit on, aren't they...

[Mighty Mudhsuden]

Buzzword Bingo

Why not just say 'protect'?

[bovril]

Buzzword Bingo

why not?

its a no-brainer....

[Incandenza]

Buzzword Bingo

Eggchaser wrote:

The BBC are onto it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7457287.stm

33. "I once had a boss who said, 'You can't have your cake and eat it, so you have to step up to the plate and face the music.' It was in that moment I knew I had to resign before somebody got badly hurt by a pencil."
Tim, Durban

But isn't that not so much an example of buzzwords as it is horribly mixed metaphors?

[Auntie Beryl]

Buzzword Bingo

At work, I'm not "somebody who gives a crap about how things turn out", I'm a "sponsor". As if I'm going to give the company 10p per mile or something.