Where have all the gay people gone?

[Gerontophile]

Relax, everyone. I've found the gays.

They're right here in Amsterdam.

We are usually 'right' everywhere.

[HORN]

Heh.

My last three trips here have coincided with Pride.

[WOM]

Forgot the air-quotes...

[Balderdasha]

So, today, I was at the local playground / splash park. My husband pointed out three families who appeared possibly to be headed by lesbian couples (he only did so because he knew I'd wondered why there weren't any here). It seems that there is no shortage of gay people, I am just very unobservant.

[Patrick Thistle]

That's made me laugh. I can imagine him going "there's another one" with a nod of his head towards them.

[WOM]

"Gay People Shortage Averted Thanks To Observant Spouse".

[Bored Of Education]

I have an image of three families grouped together headed by three lesbian couples who aren't part of the family taking charge of them. I think that that is an scenario I actually saw in the Queens Park playground I used to frequent but, Bath, not so much.