The Andrew formerly known as Prince (was: Jeffrey Epstein thread)

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[Toby Gymshorts]

Those fretboard inlays are *chef kiss*

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Maxwell denied bail

[caja-dglh]

Judge in Maxwell case has a hit man dressed as a FedEx guy shoot and kill he son (who opened the door) and shoot her husband.

Nothing to see here.

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Worth clarifying that the judge in question had just been appointed to an ancillary Epstein case involving Deutsche Bank, not the criminal case against Maxwell (which is being conducted in a different state).

[Etienne]

And we don't know it was a hit man. Do we?

[WOM]

Judge in Maxwell case has a hit man dressed as a FedEx guy shoot and kill he son (who opened the door) and shoot her husband.

Your phrasing here makes it look like the Judge ordered the hit on her son and husband.

[WOM]

And we don't know it was a hit man. Do we?

Just a FedEx guy who'd seen a bit too much crosstown traffic?

[Nefertiti2]

And we don't know it was a hit man. Do we?

well it could have been a woman or non-binary person I suppose - or a random killing carried out by someone dressed as a FedEx guy. Or a case of mistake identity.

But otherwise it looks pretty much like a hit.

[ursus arctos]

I hadn't really thought about this before, but "hit man" does imply a professional relationship that may not exist here.

The judge's husband is a prominent New Jersey criminal defense lawyer, who will necessarily have been in contact with any number of unsavoury characters.

[Etienne]

Yeah, I mean it was obviously attempted murder, but I don't see how we know that the FedEx guy was being paid to kill. He could have had his own reasons, and we don't know what they are. But thanks for the condescension Nef, always best to assume that those you interact with are morons.

[jason voorhees]

Crazy that it was in North Brunswick, home of Tim Howard. (Also, my worst enemies.)

Also weird seeing Mayor Mac Womack in the news. He was in my church growing up, and took me on a trip to Antietam and Gettysburg battlefields when I was shooting my thesis film in 1996. Really great guy, but lawd what a way to get in the international news.

[ursus arctos]

Your epic battles with North Brunswick were quite literally the first thing I thought of when hearing the news

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https://twitter.com/ABCNewsLive/status/1285252781931065344

[EIM]

Well, I'm satisfied. Case closed.

[Nefertiti2]

Yeah, I mean it was obviously attempted murder, but I don't see how we know that the FedEx guy was being paid to kill. He could have had his own reasons, and we don't know what they are. But thanks for the condescension Nef, always best to assume that those you interact with are morons.

You’re right, it was a bit childish, I’m sorry.

[Etienne]

Apology accepted.

[Flynnie]

Not to dwell too much on Nef getting grouchy, but anything Epstein-related has entered some kind of parallel to the Tyson Zone* where my first assumption is Gladio-esque psyops about anything regarding him or his assets or Ghislaine or whatever. The presence of Deutsche Bank doesn't really help.

*One of Bill Simmons's better concepts, a celebrity whose behaviour becomes so bizarre that you would not be shocked about anything you hear, or disbelieve anything you're told. Kanye is in the Tyson Zone. Charlie Sheen in the early 2010s. Tyson himself, of course.

[Incandenza]

He was dressed in a FedEx uniform. FedEx delivers packages...like packages from Wayfair. WAKE UP!

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There can be no better evidence of the truth of Flynnie's assertion that Jacob Wohl's appearance on the stage.

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1285576716518338561

[Incandenza]

The Mail had the exclusive of the doctored photo of Maxwell eating at In-N-Out, right?

[ursus arctos]

Indeed it did.

Meanwhile,

https://twitter.com/esaagar/status/1285689155738107904

[Snake Plissken]

“Don’t say anything about me and I’ll pardon you.”

[WOM]

The Mail had the exclusive of the doctored photo of Maxwell eating at In-N-Out, right?

Was that confirmed as doctored?