Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
(My daughter told me this one while we were walking someplace, and I heard a boy that looked to be 15 or 16 turn to his friend who wasn't paying attention and immediately re-tell the joke)
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
(My daughter told me this one while we were walking someplace, and I heard a boy that looked to be 15 or 16 turn to his friend who wasn't paying attention and immediately re-tell the joke)
I told my daughter a long, convoluted 'shaggy dog' joke one time in the car. The next day, my son - who was maybe 4 at the time - retold it letter-perfect to his grandfather and got huge laughs.
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