Is this forum a guilty secret for you?

[Nocturnal Submission]

Although Google suggests it's Uatu The Watcher, who appears in various Marvel comics.

"Uatu"

"Ursus Arctos"

Hmmmmmmm.

[sw2borshch]

Did I mention this is a great place to pick up chicks?

[ursus arctos]

The female persona is much more convincing

[sw2borshch]

Hey, there's only one hive mind around here.

[Gangster Octopus]

You're forgetting the Irish poster...

[Jon]

Yes, ursus as The Watcher is a great fit for his existence on this forum.

However, In Real Life, and given his legal background, I've always imagined him to more like My Attorney Bernie.