Queen Trumped

[Gangster Octopus]

45 to get the full treatment.

[diggedy derek]

I'm already booking my holiday.

I bet he won't end up going down The Mall. Going over to France, to protest at the disgusting idea of him pretending to remember D-Day, sounds fun.

[Femme Folle]

I'm trusting that the good citizens will give him the welcome he deserves (bottles of piss optional, but preferred).

[ursus arctos]

Quite clever of May to identify one of the few world figures she will look good standing next to.

The security arrangements for this are going to be insane.

[caja-dglh]

Add them to the incredibly long list of things that cost more than the Muller inquiry but apparently don't matter when it comes to rolling out the check-book.

[ursus arctos]

State visit preparations off to a smashing start already

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1121006942502182913

[Nocturnal Submission]

Let's hope Prince Philip is planning on giving Little Hands a tour around Sandringham in his 4x4 with none of that old seat belts securely fastened nonsense.

[Lang Spoon]

For a minute I thought Little Hands was a ref to one of the Adorable Sprogs of Her Kateness. Seemed off colour even for a dreamer of regicide like me.

[ursus arctos]

NS' plan is the best I've yet heard in terms of rekindling the "special relationship"

[Satchmo Distel]

I have visions of his throat being ripped out by rabid corgis.

He's clearly only doing it for the photo op with Brenda, not for any beneficial economic reasons.

[Sporting]

He's just repeated allegations of GCHQ spying of his election campaign so he's not playing the diplomatic card just at the moment.