Clas Ohlson, one of my favourite shops, has all but shut down. They are going online only in the UK, with only Reading keeping their shop, the lucky Southern bastards.
Clas Ohlson is, as I've said before, A Wilkos for lads in jackets. The sort of place you go after Oi Polloi to buy a poster frame or a light bulb, or a spanner set. Except you're not just buying a spanner set, you're buying a lifestyle choice. Yeah, most people will see it as a few spanners in a little plastic box, but those spanners could be used to build a treehouse near Abisko, or a cabin in the Canadian Wilderness. More likely it'll get used to assemble a TV unit, but the potential is there.
I guess I'll just have to give up my Scandinavian Arctic dream of DIY gear in Fjallraven overshirts, decently priced electronics that dog-sled across the tundra, and cheap batteries that run out in my XBOX controller in a couple of hours after flogging themselves with branches while in the nude. And sweets called krapp or plopp or something. Horrible salty fish sweets that no one in their right mind would eat.
Goodnight, sweet price. May your now empty unit be used for something better than a vape shop, a discount card/calendar superstore, or cheap leisurewear outlet. In the meantime I'll go back to watching The Bridge while cuddling a vileda supermop and some Cillit Bang from Wilkinsons.
Clas Ohlson is, as I've said before, A Wilkos for lads in jackets. The sort of place you go after Oi Polloi to buy a poster frame or a light bulb, or a spanner set. Except you're not just buying a spanner set, you're buying a lifestyle choice. Yeah, most people will see it as a few spanners in a little plastic box, but those spanners could be used to build a treehouse near Abisko, or a cabin in the Canadian Wilderness. More likely it'll get used to assemble a TV unit, but the potential is there.
I guess I'll just have to give up my Scandinavian Arctic dream of DIY gear in Fjallraven overshirts, decently priced electronics that dog-sled across the tundra, and cheap batteries that run out in my XBOX controller in a couple of hours after flogging themselves with branches while in the nude. And sweets called krapp or plopp or something. Horrible salty fish sweets that no one in their right mind would eat.
Goodnight, sweet price. May your now empty unit be used for something better than a vape shop, a discount card/calendar superstore, or cheap leisurewear outlet. In the meantime I'll go back to watching The Bridge while cuddling a vileda supermop and some Cillit Bang from Wilkinsons.
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