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- Mar 2008
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- Black Country Green Belt
- Crusaders FC, Norn Iron, not forgetting Serendib
- Blueberry vodka Jaffa cake on marzipan base
We have a date and venue in November- the climax of Euro qualifying is in Frankfurt. All welcome to join me for an apfelwoi. Assuming the Green and White Army haven't expelled me for renouncing Brexland citizenship
My brother reminds of an embarrassing incident many years ago when some (roggen)klotz with execrable German managed to book us into a local brothel (coincidentally, G-Man's granda is from the next village)
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Just picked up my passport and ID card. Have to admit it's bit fucking weird looking at documents that say NATIONALITY: DEUTSCH on them. I know that it's just a document, and that - existentially speaking - it's basically meaningless, but still.
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Originally posted by imp View PostJust picked up my passport and ID card. Have to admit it's bit fucking weird looking at documents that say NATIONALITY: DEUTSCH on them. I know that it's just a document, and that - existentially speaking - it's basically meaningless, but still.
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I imagine the mayor will give us a bottle of Augustiner.
Speaking of the mayor, I shook hands with him (Dieter Reiter) at the Tollwood festival in Munich. He was playing guitar on stage and selling Xmas CDs for charity.
Former mayor Christian Ude is doing a Kaberett Tour. Go figure.
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When I got mine, it was more like a school prizegiving. We sang the national anthem and had to go up on stage and get our certificates from the mayor of Spandau. When he asked where I was from and I told him England he assumed that I was an ex-squaddie who'd stayed on. I expect it's a bit different now.
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The whole meet the Minister for Justice ceremony thing the Irish Govt have started now is a bit off putting I find. It's enough I've to pay over a grand for the privilege without having to meet Charlie "only look like a decent human being compared to his evil dad or the fucking Taoiseach" fucking Flanagan for a cheesy photo op before I can be made legit. Think keeping it a local municipal affair like Germany is better.
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Originally posted by Alderman Barnes View PostWhen I got mine, it was more like a school prizegiving. We sang the national anthem.
Was is possible to Do The Mesut Özil and refuse to sing?
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Yep, I'm glad there was no anthem, flowers or handshaking. Wouldn't have minded a quick World Cup highlights reel might - Rahn, Müller, Brehme, Götze: "See what you're a part of now, fellow citizen?"
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Originally posted by treibeis View PostAnd I think the civil servant in charge should have asked every last one of you to explain what "des Glückes Unterpfand" means
Originally posted by treibeis View PostWas is possible to Do The Mesut Özil and refuse to sing?
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Originally posted by Alderman Barnes View Post
Funnily enough, it was in the citizenship test. It means "lucky Y-fronts".
They sent us a card with the words on the week before. Singing was optional, but most people mumbled along out of politeness. I didn't hear anyone belting it out Mertesacker-style.
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I submitted my application to defect yesterday. Dear me. If you printed out every post ever made on OTF, it would take up about 20% of the paper I handed in (I'm self-employed and married, to a divorcee whose first husband is South American; this is not advisable).
Anyway, after I'd given the civil servant everything he wanted, and he'd stamped it and photocopied it and everything, and I was in the clear, I asked whether, really, honestly, come on, mate, I'd have to do the naturalisation test (the first available date for which is 22nd June).
"Ach, ja, Herr treibeis, why do YOU think YOU shouldn't have to do the test?"
"Because, err, umm < bites tongue> ... I don't want to."
"Oh, der Herr doesn't WANT to. Not good enough, I'm afraid."
"All right. But I can only hope that the question "What did the local council do with the tickets for the Rolling Stones concert in 2017?" doesn't come up*. Because DER HERR has no idea what the correct answer might be."
"Herr treibeis, have a nice day."
* Refers to this here:
Investigators raid district offices and an event company over free concert tickets.
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Originally posted by G-Man View PostWhy would you want to become citizens of a country where sex dolls can't walk home at night in peace unless you vote for Nazis in Chinos? Like this idiot:
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Originally posted by G-Man View PostAccusative him as you will, but that sex doll is Michael Weller's dative for the night.
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