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I lived in Walldorf, home of the annual Spargelmarkt, for over a decade. I never learned to love white asparagus quite as much as, well, pretty much everyone else in the town, but it's not all bad. Spargelschnapps, however, was something I vowed never to try again. Absolutely rank.
Anyway, congratulations! I would have done the same, had we not hightailed it out over the Atlantic last year...
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Asparagus of any hue all about smelly widdle, isn't it?
Congratulations, Stumpy Pepys. Although your joy may be short-lived. I reckon there's going to be a Bavarexit by the time I turn sixty.
Should I ever get round to defecting, I'm going to insist on a name and birthplace of my choice on my ID card. My current favourites are Per Rohde and Bremerhaven.Last edited by treibeis; 01-02-2019, 19:49.
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- Mar 2008
- 20818
- Black Country Green Belt
- Crusaders FC, Norn Iron, not forgetting Serendib
- Blueberry vodka Jaffa cake on marzipan base
How many Brexit-related nationality changes have we now?
So gut schmeckt spargel (mit roggenklotz?)
Last edited by Duncan Gardner; 01-02-2019, 20:21.
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Originally posted by treibeis View PostAsparagus of any hue all about smelly widdle, isn't it?
Congratulations, Stumpy Pepys. Although your joy may be short-lived. I reckon there's going to be a Bavarexit by the time I turn sixty.
Should I ever get round to defecting, I'm going to insist on a name and birthplace of my choice on my ID card. My current favourites are Per Rohde and Bremerhaven.
You know.
The ones who can roll their tongue?
The slap head freaks?
The MPB people?
RG colour blindness?
It's looking suspicioisus like eugenics.
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Nice - congratulations, stumpy. We should have a Converted Germans otfathon sometime. I got mine on Jan. 18th. - mentioned on the Brexit thread for those who dare venture in there. I envisioned the whole family coming down to watch me get sworn in, then cracking open some beers outside in front of the registry office, wearing the bootlegged green Götze shirt I wore while watching the 2014 World Cup final. However, the only time allotted to take the oath was Monday mornings between 7.30-11am, so that put the skids on that idea. The first thing I ended up doing as a German was to spend two hours in the dental chair having old fillings sawn out of the back of my mouth...
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Originally posted by imp View PostNice - congratulations, stumpy. We should have a Converted Germans otfathon sometime.
Well, bollocks to you, I wouldn't want to fucking come anyway. What, watching you lot sitting around in your mustard-coloured corduroy slacks and your collared shirts under your crew-neck sweaters, talking about your Bausparverträge, taking three hours to drink two small beers and then getting separate bills? Fuck off. I'd rather have a can of Elephant outside the Hauptbahnhof on my own.Last edited by treibeis; 04-02-2019, 09:12.
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- Mar 2008
- 9828
- Tyne 'n' Wear (emphasis on the 'n')
- Dundee Utd, Gladbach, Atleti, Napoli, New Orleans Saints, Elgin City
Congrats, remember to BOYCOTT the Eurovision Song Contest...
Funny business this brexit-related nationality stuff: two Wolves poly peers, hugely hostile to ‘bourgeois marriage’ got married in Agen to guarantee they/their kids could stay put; pal who moved to Weinheim, took German citizenship, has just taken Irish passport, too- tho he’s the orangest person I know...
Second orangest (more cultural/historical than the Wohnheimer hexe, who is genuinely right wing) who is from Greenock, has just posted Facebook pics waving his green passport
Theres a lot of it about
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