"I opened up the fridge door, and I heard this terrible ringing sound. I thought 'oh no, I've smashed me face open on the fridge door again!'"
Kevin Turvey.
Just what it says on the thread title: what's the most self-harm you've inadvertently inflicted upon yourself whilst under the influence?
I'm very lucky in this respect, as I've got a very low limit to my alcohol consumption - only about 6 pints at most. Thus, I simply fill up and my pissed-ness levels off. Thus I've never really been in a state bad enough to have any nasty accidents. The worst I can remember was tripping over an exhaust pipe that had fallen off a car and scraping my knee up (but mysteriously leaving my trousers completely unharmed). See - nothing! Everyone has got to be able to do better than that!
So, what are your pre-weekend cautionary tales?
Kevin Turvey.
Just what it says on the thread title: what's the most self-harm you've inadvertently inflicted upon yourself whilst under the influence?
I'm very lucky in this respect, as I've got a very low limit to my alcohol consumption - only about 6 pints at most. Thus, I simply fill up and my pissed-ness levels off. Thus I've never really been in a state bad enough to have any nasty accidents. The worst I can remember was tripping over an exhaust pipe that had fallen off a car and scraping my knee up (but mysteriously leaving my trousers completely unharmed). See - nothing! Everyone has got to be able to do better than that!
So, what are your pre-weekend cautionary tales?
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