26 hours ago I came down with food poisoning. I'm unsure what it is that caused it, but it may be an unholy alliance of undercooked chicken and iffy rice. My girlfriend ate exactly the same as me and has suffered nothing, but then she has the digestive system of a rat. She can eat absolutely anything and she is never, ever sick.
While propelling slurry out of myself at regular intervals is annoying, I'd forgotten just how bad the aches, shakes and sweats could be. I've only had proper food poisoning twice before, both times in Italy (dodgy seafood in Puglia, bad arancini in Rome), so it's nice to get good, honest, British diarrhoea for once.
I'm lying in bed twatting paracetamol, sipping Lucozade, and wondering if I can work up to a Cup a Soup.But given I can still feel almost every millimetre of my guts, I reckon I'll leave it for a while.
While propelling slurry out of myself at regular intervals is annoying, I'd forgotten just how bad the aches, shakes and sweats could be. I've only had proper food poisoning twice before, both times in Italy (dodgy seafood in Puglia, bad arancini in Rome), so it's nice to get good, honest, British diarrhoea for once.
I'm lying in bed twatting paracetamol, sipping Lucozade, and wondering if I can work up to a Cup a Soup.But given I can still feel almost every millimetre of my guts, I reckon I'll leave it for a while.
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