Buying jeans is unexpectedly difficult

[N est à?]

But EIM's uncompromising stricture would also technically encompass footballers themselves during matches, which... never mind, as you were

[Sporting]

You wanna try buying shoes in Spain. Size (European) 46 (about a 12 in UK, I think) or over does exist (I'm a 12, too bloody big but still) but the range is a bit lacking. Good job then that I don't care that much.