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    The WTF? Thread

    You know, if you stop feeding us, we'll stop coming round your yard.
    Would that be bad?

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      Worn Old Motorbike wrote:
      Never forget that OTF Top Tip: when the truck is playing music or the cart is rattling the bells, it's cuz they're out of ice cream.
      My sister told her kids the sound of the ice cream van was a mobile dry cleaning service.

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        TonTon wrote:
        You know, if you stop feeding us, we'll stop coming round your yard.
        Would that be bad?
        I'll just start writing smut or something.

        So, I mean, you want concise copy on the merits of fixed vs variable rate mortgages or you want cheap thrills?

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          Stumpy Pepys wrote:
          Worn Old Motorbike wrote:
          Never forget that OTF Top Tip: when the truck is playing music or the cart is rattling the bells, it's cuz they're out of ice cream.
          My sister told her kids the sound of the ice cream van was a mobile dry cleaning service.
          Yeah. I've told mine it's the knife sharpening truck. They're starting to doubt.

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            Worn Old Motorbike wrote:
            So, I mean, you want concise copy on the merits of fixed vs variable rate mortgages or you want cheap thrills?
            Can't we have both? Honestly, some people have no imagination.

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              Ooo. That could be the angle I've been looking for.

              (said the junior mortgages trainee as she bent far over the desk to retrieve a Proof of Employment Form 38-D)

              etc.

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                I was going to go for "neither", but his is funnier.

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                  We still have knife sharpening trucks.

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                    TonTon wrote:
                    I was going to go for "neither", but his is funnier.
                    Watch it or I'll do a quickie series about a tryst in an accounting office.

                    "She wore fishnets. He wore a pocket protector. They were both 'numbers people', but something didn't add up."

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                      I'm liking this already.

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                        Stupid poacher at least misses one real rhino -

                        http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-17597250

                        The number of rhinos killed in South Africa has soared in recent years to meet the demand for their horns in Asian traditional medicine, especially in China and Vietnam, where they are thought to have powerful healing properties.
                        But actually have none at all, "traditional medicine" is pretty much placebos for ignorant twats prepared by snake oil cunts.

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                          Check out the illustration on this Jezebel post.

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                            Ha ha, nice!

                            That shows why it's important to use hashtags when commenting on the hot topics of the day.

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                              Sorry, are we looking at BOREDOFEDUCATIONISACUNT's picture or is something else going on?

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                                Yep, that. It was a big surprise, at least to me, to see someone I'm acquainted with.

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                                  Ah, thanks AG. I suppose that over here we're more used to seeing his image in the public domain as it appears by his column in the Independent On Sunday each week.

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                                    AG's going by Heliotrope now? I can't keep up.

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                                      Sorry, it's a reference to an old name that Helio used to go by. I'll change it if she wants.

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                                        Ah. I didn't know that.

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                                          Gangster Octopus wrote:
                                          Ah, thanks AG. I suppose that over here we're more used to seeing his image in the public domain as it appears by his column in the Independent On Sunday each week.
                                          I know that, and I could pull up reviews if I wanted, but I also had a "hey--I know that guy (sort of)!" moment when I saw that post. Its strange to see an OTFer out of an OTF (or Facebook/Twitter) context.

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                                            Obama Campaign Won Clintons' Silence over his Kenyan Muslim Roots by Threatening Chelsea's Life.

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                                              Seems legit.

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                                                I may not have thought that Google's "Project Glass" video was terrible as I did if they weren't trying to put us in the body of a smug hipster who plays the ukulele.

                                                Monsieur Gayno concert? Epic!

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                                                  They managed to hit every single cliché except fixies, don't they? I mean, yeah, there are bikes, but we can't be sure they're fixies.

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                                                    I like that wondering aloud to your glasses where the music books are is better than asking someone who works in the store. At some point I'm sure that all businesses will be able to fire their employees because sci-fi glasses will have made them obsolete, and if you want to pay for something you just grab the item and walk out the store, and Google Wallet will charge you the purchase price.

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