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    You think the as-yet-identified victim was Sir Mix-A-Lot?

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      Infograph of the 'Affaire Carlton'
      It's a hotel in Lille that has been shut down as the management and local police were implicated in a prostitution ring
      Some of the girls even went to Washington to render services to a former director of the IMF
      (in French but you can follow the lines)

      http://www.lemonde.fr/societe/infographie/2011/11/22/comprendre-l-affaire-du-carlton-en-trois-minutes_1607248_3224.html

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        I've tried to make it a general rule not to associate with people called "Dodo the Salt Pond" or "The Assassin".

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          Pat Robertson asks what mac-and-cheese is, and wonders if "it's a black thing".

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            That is so weird. I thought everybody in the U.S. and Canada ate mac and cheese. If anything, it seems like a stereotypical white food. I think Pat might be off his meds.

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              We had a homemade mac 'n cheese for dinner last night. Three ingredients. No fuss.

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                Not all of us can afford 'n, you 1% elitist bastard.

                #occupyWOM

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                  I only recently learned that what Canadians call "Kraft Dinner" is what we call Mac N' Cheese.
                  My boss was shocked by that.

                  I suspect the stuff that Ms Rice's family are having is way better than instant Mac N'Cheese.
                  A nice baked Mac n Cheese is delightful. There's a place in Marblehead that does it right.

                  Speaking of WTF:
                  Shit gets real in Amish country.
                  http://www.post-gazette.com/local/breaking/fbi-deputies-arrest-7-ohio-men-in-attacks-on-amish-1192050?p=3

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                    Link is broken, but is that the beard-cutting story? Terrible.

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                      NY Times link.

                      The mastermind's name is Mullet. Heh.

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                        Incandenza wrote:
                        Link is broken, but is that the beard-cutting story? Terrible.
                        Yeah, here's the proper link:
                        http://www.postgazette.com/pg/11328/1192195-455.stm

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                          putting a tampon up your butt is totally not gay.

                          More than a decade ago, it would've been the basis of a television game show hosted by Denise Van Outen.

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                            ian.64 wrote:
                            putting a tampon up your butt is totally not gay.

                            More than a decade ago, it would've been the basis of a television game show hosted by Denise Van Outen.
                            More than a decade ago?
                            Knock up a pilot & we'll have a bidding war between Sky & Five.
                            Are you in because Denise is definitely interested?

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                              Incandenza wrote:
                              Link is broken, but is that the beard-cutting story? Terrible.
                              You'd expect that sort of thing from the shiftless Mennonites. But the Amish?

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                                What is Denise van Outen's rep, exactly? Every once in awhile I see (not necessarily just here) what I take to be bitchy comments about her, but the only thing I've ever seen her in is Love, Honour and Obey, in which she was pretty inoffensive. What's the story?

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                                  "Black Friday" and pepper spray, two great American traditions that go great together.

                                  A woman shot pepper spray to keep shoppers from merchandise she wanted during a Black Friday sale, and 20 people suffered minor injuries, authorities said.

                                  The incident occurred shortly after 10:20 p.m. Thursday in a crowded Los Angeles-area Walmart as shoppers hungry for deals were let inside the store.
                                  This actually happened on the evening of Thanksgiving. You have to get up seriously early to beat go-getters like this one.

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                                    An unbelievable scene at a City Council meeting in San Fernando (population: 25,000) last night.

                                    With his wife, Anna, sitting in the front row, Mayor Mario Hernandez, for whatever reason, decided Monday night was the night to formally announce that he lost his business, and filed personal and corporate bankruptcy. "And secondly," Mayor Hernandez said, "I'd like to put out there, 'to squash the rumors,' that yes, I have been in a relationship with Councilwoman (Maribel) De La Torre."

                                    Someone should lend the Mayor a dictionary because you don't "squash" a rumor by confirming that it is true. More importantly, the De La Torre/Hernandez tryst has implications beyond the bedroom.

                                    Their pillow talk has led to arrogant control noted by two other council members and city staff. Without informing or conferring with fellow council members, they have been meeting and directing city officials and dictating policy. The pair was behind the ill-conceived return of Chief Anthony "Tony" Ruelas, who insiders have said is now carrying their water. They are also the driving force in the attempt to bring in a new fire department. One can only speculate what they thought could be gained by these moves.

                                    But it was the personal drama that held everyone's attention Monday night. How heartless can Hernandez be to make a public announcement, on city time no less, with his wife staring him in the face? Actually, what happened next answered that question.

                                    The aggrieved wife bravely stood up and said, "That's why I'm here…." Mayor Hernandez retorted, "Yes, I know" as she continued to try to speak, saying "I'm his wife...we weren't separated."

                                    Hernandez used his Mayor's platform to tell Lt. Jeff Eley (acting Chief of Police) to prevent his wife from talking as residents gasped, and he went so far as to ask to have her escorted out of chambers. As those in the chamber audibly reacted, Lt. Eley said there "was a process" and the Mayor had the floor. Councilwoman Sylvia Ballin was, "so disgusted," that she walked off the dais and gave wife Anna a hug. Sev Aszkenazy, who is the publisher of this newspaper, told Hernandez, "You're a joke. Everyone knows you're a joke, so just be a joke."

                                    Mayor Hernandez adjourned the meeting quickly at 7:15 p.m., but upset residents were slow to leave the council chambers, commiserating. Some later speculated that maybe it was his wife's presence that forced Hernandez's "true confession."

                                    As Mayor Hernandez and Councilwoman De La Torre quickly exited the chamber, "Ghetto," was Councilwoman Ballin's reaction, who noted that the bankrupt mayor heads up the city's budget committee. One shocked resident summed it up in Spanish, exclaiming, "Sinvergüenzas!" (Without shame, the term reserved for the very worst).

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                                      Ha, if more city council meetings were like that I think more people would go to them.

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                                        You could say the same about Bankruptcy Court pleadings.

                                        Even though all documents have been produced, Jesuitess Nauni Manty keeps repeating the same lie that records are missing. Across the country the court systems and particularly the Bankruptcy Court in Minnesota, are composed of a bunch of ignoramus, bigoted Catholic beasts that carry the sword of the church. Judge Dennis O’Brien is a Jesuit, Judge Nancy Dreher is a Catholic Knight Witch Hunter, U.S. Trustee Colin Kreuziger is a priest’s boy, and the infamous Chapter 7 Trustee Nauni Manty is a Jesuitess. Debtor and its representatives have never experienced any justice at the hands of these inquisitors. Since Debtor has been vocal is exposing their dirty deeds, these dirty Catholics have conspired together to hurt Debtor.

                                        . . .

                                        The November 18th Order further states that the Debtor representative is required to be present at the hearing. Given what these dirty Catholics are capable of and particularly since there is no law to protect the minority, Debtor is concerned about what their secret plans are for the December 6, 2011 hearing. Catholic deeds throughout the history have been bloody and murderous.

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                                          John Foxe lives!

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                                            "Jesuitess"?

                                            a) Is that even possible?

                                            b) Regardless, why are religious bigots so fond of adding "-ess" to other religions when describing women?

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                                              According to the Pioneer Press article, a "Jesuitess" is one of an order of nuns established on the principles of the Jesuits, but suppressed by Pope Urban in 1633.

                                              I think that the nutjobs believe that the "ess" suffix makes their targets seem more evil (see murderess, etc.)

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                                                And many conservative religious nutjobs believe women shouldn't be part of religious leadership, so adding "ess" makes it sound like a self-evident abomination.

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                                                  Hillary is one too.

                                                  Never mind the fact that 911 was a false flag event carried out by the greatest terrorizing brotherhood in world history, the Society of Jesus. Never mind the fact that DCI Knight of Malta George J. Tenet oversaw the entire demolition of the WTC for the benefit of his master, New York Archbishop Edward Cardinal Egan. Never mind the fact that 911 has been used to justify a massive, American-led crusade into Shia Iraq resulting in an unjust war that has taken the lives of over one million Iraqis and over 10,000 Americans. No, let’s just continue to foment unrest among the White American (Catholic, Protestant, etc.) population. Yes, let’s continue to shove pro-Islamic, pro-Black, pro-Mexican Roman Catholic Alien Invader polices down the throats of the Whites in order to unite all Whites against three common enemies listed above now totaling one third of the US population.

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                                                    Well, naturally, her husband went to Georgetown, a Jesuit university! It's all making sense now, isn't it?

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