The WTF? Thread

[Guy Profumo]

Edit - > Delete.

Ok.

That's a fair cop.

[Gangster Octopus]

Father Christmas arrives early in Carlisle...

[Giggler]

Father Christmas arrives early in Carlisle...

Just looking at that picture has made my head spin. I'm sure it was the result of a drunken bet or something, but fucking hell...

[Gangster Octopus]

The poor bloke's died. Shall I delete?

[Hot Pepsi]

Yeah

[Walt Flanagans Dog]

Just looking at that picture has made my head spin. I'm sure it was the result of a drunken bet or something, but fucking hell...

As far as we know It wasn't, and I backed out of mentioning this story on here yesterday while it was going on. I don't think it needs deleted, it happened, but we should probably move on quickly.

[Sporting]

This situation is probably more common than we think:

https://elpais.com/elpais/2019/10/29...28_798340.html

[ursus arctos]

https://twitter.com/pamelacolloff/status/1189914860605325312

[Guy Profumo]

McDonald's in volte face?

Because I remember the days when these worthless fuckers used to channel money to fund the likes of INLA and the rest of the murdering Irish Nationalist terrorist scum.

Odd to see them now celebrating the gunning down of unarmed civilians demanding equality under the law by the bastards in the Parachute Regiment



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc...eland-50251779


(© Simplistic, naïve, ridiculous, and frankly fucking stupid view of Ultonian politics productions Ltd. 2019)

[Lang Spoon]

Jesus, Guy.

[Nocturnal Submission]

Jesus, Guy.

I'm beginning to think that it's some sort of Dadaist performance art.

[Guy Profumo]

Jesus, Guy.

If the likes of Frankie Boyle can make a living out of spouting this demonstrably offensive shit, I'm damn sure I can do it pro bono on an interwebs message board.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

But Frankie Boyle is good at it.

[Guy Profumo]

But Frankie Boyle is good at it.

That's why he earns a living from it and I don't.

[Nocturnal Submission]

Not exactly WTF but slightly awesome: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...ngham-50264167

[Felicity, I guess so]

This situation is probably more common than we think:

https://elpais.com/elpais/2019/10/29...28_798340.html

If you haven’t seen it, Carol Morley’s film Dreams of a Life is a really powerful documentary-reconstruction of a famous British case.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

That is amazing. and it's made of cake.

[Guy Profumo]

That is amazing. and it's made of cake.

Is there nothing in this World that cannot be solved by cake?

Cake.

You know it makes sense.

[Guy Profumo]

What's Welsh for "are there no prisons? The union workhouses?"

Cardiff businesses object to charity feeding and helping homeless and rough sleepers


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wal...s-17172750.amp

[ursus arctos]

https://twitter.com/propublica/status/1191497859746729984

[Guy Profumo]

Oh I'm sure there's got to be a Marriott Edgar pastiche here somewhere...

Arrests in Ramsbottom after explosive device seized.



https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashi...mpression=true

Ramsbottom

Ramsbottom FFS.

[Hot Pepsi]

...Bottom. Heheheh.

[Guy Profumo]

...Bottom. Heheheh.

Just get yer stick with osses ead andle.
And see what tigers can do.

[Levin]

Punitive damages for cuckoldry

[ursus arctos]

Alienation of Affection is something else.