The WTF? Thread

[Incandenza]

The WTF? Thread

We get the Kirkland smooth/processed variety. It's damn good.

Peanut butter & jelly is one of my favorite food combinations.

[WOM]

The WTF? Thread

Seconded. PB&J on a toasted english muffin would be my last meal if I ever got the death penalty. It's unlikely, so I just have it every morning instead.

[WOM]

The WTF? Thread

Homemade jam rather than jelly, of course. Jelly is an abomination. No offense.

[caja-dglh]

The WTF? Thread

You should all be getting the whole foods peanut but that grinds before your eyes. Don't believe the labels.

[San Bernardhinault]

The WTF? Thread

Y'all should be getting the interesting craft nut butters from your farmers market. Got an excellent peanut, espresso and vanilla butter on the go at the moment, as well as a coconut almond butter.

[hobbes]

The WTF? Thread

Heh. Nut butter.

[Various Artist]

The WTF? Thread

Do you eat this stuff, or rub it into your skin?

[San Bernardhinault]

The WTF? Thread

I should have expected this...

[WOM]

The WTF? Thread

Yeah, but the way you dove across and took the bullet for that Connecticut whole-foods yuppie...

[San Bernardhinault]

The WTF? Thread

Whole Foods Yuppies gotta stick together, man. In the new paradigm, all you Middle-America brown-food-only types are coming for us.

[Incandenza]

The WTF? Thread

San Bernardhinault wrote: Y'all should be getting the interesting craft nut butters from your farmers market. Got an excellent peanut, espresso and vanilla butter on the go at the moment, as well as a coconut almond butter.

You should see the massive j/o motion that I'm making in reaction to this.

[WOM]

The WTF? Thread

Massive? Pfft...

[caja-dglh]

The WTF? Thread

Helped by his small hands.

[Gerontophile]

The WTF? Thread

Various Artist wrote: My grandad spreads honey on his Weetabix and pours milk on, then chops up the two, er, bix with a spoon and digs in. He has this for breakfast every single day. I suppose it's not particularly any more odd than putting a spoonful of sugar on cereal, which some people do, though I've certainly never come across anyone else following suit.

He might like this, or indeed, this.

[WOM]

The WTF? Thread

WOM wrote: Homemade jam rather than jelly, of course. Jelly is an abomination. No offense.

Today's new jar; "Strawberry. June 2010". Excellent.

[Various Artist]

The WTF? Thread

Gerontophile wrote:

My grandad spreads honey on his Weetabix and pours milk on, then chops up the two, er, bix with a spoon and digs in. He has this for breakfast every single day. I suppose it's not particularly any more odd than putting a spoonful of sugar on cereal, which some people do, though I've certainly never come across anyone else following suit.

He might like this, or indeed, this.

The Weetabix Eggs Benedict was where this entire discussion began, Gero – SB posted it a couple of pages back. The Cheesy Weetabix Lamb Chops, however, is a whole new layer of WTF?! so thank-you for drawing my attention to that one...

[Various Artist]

The WTF? Thread

Seriously, the page of recipes on the Weetabix website is making my throat dry up and gasp for liquid. I can feel myself desiccating just looking at these things:

'Crispy chicken with smoky BBQ sauce'

'Chocolate Weetabix fudge' (Fudge?!?)

'Real chicken nuggets & smokey BBQ sauce'

'Weetabix fruit loaf'

[Guy Profumo]

The WTF? Thread

Headline of the year:

http://www.nationalpost.com/m/wp/news/world/blog.html?b=news.nationalpost.com/news/world/explorers-searching-for-cursed-city-of-the-monkey-god-nearly-lose-their-faces-to-flesh-eating-disease

[Gerontophile]

The WTF? Thread

Sorry, but there wasn't an ironic, coincidental, ha-fucking-ha thread.

[Toby Gymshorts]

The WTF? Thread

Paging AdeC.....





Saw this and thought of you.

[WOM]

The WTF? Thread

WOM wrote:

Homemade jam rather than jelly, of course. Jelly is an abomination. No offense.

Today's new jar; "Strawberry. June 2010". Excellent.

Update: it actually said June 2016 and I caught shit for eating the brand new stuff again before the older stuff.

[Toby Gymshorts]

The WTF? Thread

Your eyesight's going, old timer.

[WOM]

The WTF? Thread

That was the crux of the discussion. "That's a 6." "Please, that's a 0." "Zeros don't have a little stick a the top." "That's not a stick; it's just an overlap in the circle." "No, that's clearly a 6." etc.

Meanwhile, I'm still eating the jam, so fuck it. Probably is a six....who cares?

[Toby Gymshorts]

The WTF? Thread

Does jam keep that long?

[Various Artist]

The WTF? Thread

Yeah, it's mostly sugar, after all. I've eaten some of a neighbour's homemade stuff of roughly such vintage, when we found a stash at the back of her kitchen cupboard. It tends to go a little crystallised and crunchy around the top of the jar if you've left it for a long time, but otherwise it's perfectly edible by and large.