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  • ursus arctos
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    [URL="https://twitter.com/scottlincicome/status/1174858965173383168?s=21"]https://twitter.com/scottlincicome/status/1174858965173383168[/URL]

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  • ursus arctos
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    [URL="https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1174370255902298112?s=21"]https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1174370255902298112[/URL]

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  • ursus arctos
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    [URL="https://twitter.com/devlinbarrett/status/1174413771403616256?s=21"]https://twitter.com/devlinbarrett/status/1174413771403616256[/URL]

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  • WOM
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    I once worked with an Italian girl whose last name was the same as that of a notoriously killy Toronto family. She said she'd lost track of how many times she'd introduced herself to a boy, only to watch his face fall as he quietly turned and walked away.

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  • ursus arctos
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    Yeah, you never would have made it to adulthood

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  • WOM
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    "Hey Fat Tony. You still with the mafia?"

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  • ursus arctos
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    Well, if people said dat dey had seen sumtin'', the death toll would be higher

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  • WOM
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    Originally posted by Hot Pepsi View Post
    I had no idea Hamilton had so many murders. Of course, I wonder how those numbers compare to Buffalo. Probably quite favorably.

    He may have been innocent, but that does not sound like a random shooting. That was a hit.
    Hamilton has few random murders. But they have a surprising number of 'Italian man shot in his driveway in broad daylight' ones, where nobody saw nuthin' and nobody presses charges.

    The Toronto and Montreal families have been duking it out for a few years now, and this'll be that.

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  • Toby Gymshorts
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    I don't think WOM was being entirely serious...

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  • Hot Pepsi
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    I had no idea Hamilton had so many murders. Of course, I wonder how those numbers compare to Buffalo. Probably quite favorably.

    He may have been innocent, but that does not sound like a random shooting. That was a hit.

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  • WOM
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    Originally posted by WOM View Post
    Google 'mob' and 'Hamilton' and you'll see that it happens right here in Ontario all the time. Hamilton / Stoney Creek and also Woodbridge are hotbeds for Canada's Italian mob, and hits still happen there with surprising regularity.

    (Here's one from six weeks ago. Totally missed it at the time.)

    https://www.thespec.com/news-story/9...ain-brow-home/
    Meanwhile, in 'innocent old Italian man outside Tony's Cafe' news...

    https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/201...resso-bar.html

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  • Guy Profumo
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    Hopefully news of a vacancy for editor of the Guardian
    If Katherine Viner doesn't stand down over this, she should be sacked


    Editorial: David Cameron only felt priveleged pain over the death of his six-year old son


    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49710874

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  • Guy Profumo
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    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...e-20069456.amp

    Donations to RNLI cut because "money being used to help save lives of swarthy forrins"

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  • ad hoc
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    Man dies while having sex with a stranger while away on business. French court rules this as an accident at work. That must be the most stereotypically French verdict ever

    https://www.bfmtv.com/economie/un-ar...l-1762490.html

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  • ursus arctos
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    There are still ongoing investigations, TG. Both by the Feds and several of the universities.

    Meanwhile,

    [URL="https://twitter.com/languagelog/status/1171381058169819137?s=21"]https://twitter.com/languagelog/status/1171381058169819137[/URL]

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  • Tactical Genius
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    Has this been mentioned on here yet?

    https://news.sky.com/story/felicity-...-scam-11804174

    This is a complete farce and has undermined the American educational system. If truth be told, I didn't expect her to get any jail time (that's if she has got jail time at all).

    Has the complete conspiracy been uncovered or has it all been swept undfer the carpet with fines and token Prison sentences

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  • ursus arctos
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    It never occurred to me that they aren't all like that, but I guess they aren't

    A wooden banjo would have come off much the worse while leaving the bull unscathed.

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  • The Awesome Berbaslug!!!
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    Originally posted by Reality Checkpoint View Post
    Someone who COULD hit a cow's arse with a banjo? Cambridge United need to get him signed.
    He hit a bull's head. Maybe that would represent an improvement, but he may not the the one who was promised.

    An american five string banjo would make a serious weapon if you were strong enough to wield it properly. It's difficult to stress how unexpectedly heavy the round bit at the end is.

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  • ursus arctos
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    It's a very common misdemeanor charge here.

    If you use any object in a criminal assault on a person or thing, that object becomes a "weapon" within the meaning of the statute and you are going to be charged.

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  • Reality Checkpoint
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    Someone who COULD hit a cow's arse with a banjo? Cambridge United need to get him signed.

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  • The Awesome Berbaslug!!!
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    "Criminal possession of a weapon???"

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  • Hot Pepsi
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    Originally posted by Guy Profumo View Post
    Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children


    US experiences shortages of a thing called "White Claw" hard seltzer

    Whatever that is.



    http://www.grubstreet.com/amp/2019/0...​​
    I see a lot of empty White Claw cans lying around the yards of student houses.

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  • elguapo4
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    Sounds like a non story from a pair of attention seekers to me.

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  • Guy Profumo
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    Originally posted by elguapo4 View Post

    Why did her boyfriend go into the toilet with her? I have Ulcerative Colitis and believe me, going to the jacks is a solo activity.
    But support from those close to us is important.

    Some people want it, others don't.

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  • elguapo4
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    Originally posted by Guy Profumo View Post
    Wetherspoons - not just owned by an individual whose politics and outlook we despise, they also choose to employ utter fucking cunts as well.


    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-49556333

    Student with stoma accused of taking drugs and grabbed by bouncers.

    Wetherspoons staff apologised for the "confusing situation"

    There's nothing confusing about it.

    The management and security staff at this establishment are utter and total fucking scum.
    Why did her boyfriend go into the toilet with her? I have Ulcerative Colitis and believe me, going to the jacks is a solo activity.

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