Because it's cathartic to write them down.
OK, right, so, you're a person and you go for a swim. So far so nomal. You walk into the changing room and you see row after row after row of lockers. Probably 6 or 700 of them. Of which maybe...14 to 20 are in use. There are *entire blocks* of empty lockers. So where do you choose to store your stuff? One of the 650 nice empty lockers each surrounded by 50 more empty ones? Or one of the 15 or so that is RIGHT NEXT TO one that is in use BY ME.
WHY OH WHY would you DO that? The number of times it happens, it has to be some kind of weird psychological pack mentality sheep thing rather than a statistical anomaly. Every single time, I come back to my locker, no clothes on, trying to cope with dripping wet hair and not losing my key or my shampoo bottle - and find that there's some bastard fuckwit putting her stuff away, making me have to push past her, flapping the door of the next door locker open, shut, open, shut, making it impossible for me to get my own stuff out, and going oops oh, sorry, did I just bang the door in your face? YES YOU DID. but I don't even care about that! I just want to know WHY.
OK, right, so, you're a person and you go for a swim. So far so nomal. You walk into the changing room and you see row after row after row of lockers. Probably 6 or 700 of them. Of which maybe...14 to 20 are in use. There are *entire blocks* of empty lockers. So where do you choose to store your stuff? One of the 650 nice empty lockers each surrounded by 50 more empty ones? Or one of the 15 or so that is RIGHT NEXT TO one that is in use BY ME.
WHY OH WHY would you DO that? The number of times it happens, it has to be some kind of weird psychological pack mentality sheep thing rather than a statistical anomaly. Every single time, I come back to my locker, no clothes on, trying to cope with dripping wet hair and not losing my key or my shampoo bottle - and find that there's some bastard fuckwit putting her stuff away, making me have to push past her, flapping the door of the next door locker open, shut, open, shut, making it impossible for me to get my own stuff out, and going oops oh, sorry, did I just bang the door in your face? YES YOU DID. but I don't even care about that! I just want to know WHY.
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